No, not me.Mystery Does Mils practice tap dancing in his spare time
No, not me.Mystery Does Mils have any artifacts from interplanetary travelers
No, not me.Mystery Does Mils have any bars made of pure platinum.
No, not me.Mystery Does Mils own a pirate ship?
No, but I wish that I did.Mystery Does Mils own a nuclear powered submarine?
No, not me.Mystery Does Mils have a pet parrot fluent in Portugese?
All too often.Mystery - Does Mils ever wake up too early and go back to bed?
No, not me.Mystery Does Mils have a massive 10 ft Tesla Coil in his apartment?
Yes, sad to say.Mystery - Does Mils get distracted easily?
No, only a large one.Mystery Does Mils have a giant flat screen TV
No, not me.Mystery Does Mils have a pulsating neutron star trapped in an interdimensional box?
Yes, brown mustard.Mystery Does Mils have a bottle of mustard.