Missed opportunities? Don't know how this scene from a miniseries in 2000 called "The 10th Kingdom" can ever be topped:
https://www.you tube.com/watch?v=PPuqCRGfD3Q
Only thing we can fantasize about is that they had written it as a tickle torture scene and the actress was so ticklish that she refused to go through with it, so they had to change the dialogue to the stupid exchange we all saw there.
What. A. Waste.
*sigh*
Isn't that Brad Paisley's wife?