We`ve all had them, those moments where you appear to completely defy posibility, gravity, judgment or logic not to mention they give you the erge to do a little dance on the spot once youve come to terms with whats just happened.
Sometimes someones watching and you both sort of stand there looking at eachother in disbelief, but more often than not, you are by yourself and no one will believe you 😛
For instance, one night after a shift at mcdonalds I was stood outside the back door munching on a blueberry muffin, I had decided I didnt want to finish it after a few bites and wastefully threw it towards the bushes on the opposite side of the road a good 40ft away and turned around to get ready to leave.
At which point I noticed that I heard no russle as the muffin hit the bushes, this was odd, so I decided to investigate, I walked across the drive thru, over the fence, over the grass and across the road and looked towards the bushes and the grassy area before them...I saw nothing then I look up next to me..
There is a pole sticking out of the floor which used to be a pampost but for some reason is only half there and finishes about 10ft up, its about 3 inches in diameter and would you believe it, my muffin was sat happily upon it.
Of course I rush back across the road to tell my work makes what had happened and none of them believed me, but it was a wet day and that pole was 4th higher than me, I could not have got it up there any other way.. but noooo, they dont buy it.
But anyway, it happened, and so have many more but this is the best one.
Anyone wanna share your moments of glory?
Sometimes someones watching and you both sort of stand there looking at eachother in disbelief, but more often than not, you are by yourself and no one will believe you 😛
For instance, one night after a shift at mcdonalds I was stood outside the back door munching on a blueberry muffin, I had decided I didnt want to finish it after a few bites and wastefully threw it towards the bushes on the opposite side of the road a good 40ft away and turned around to get ready to leave.
At which point I noticed that I heard no russle as the muffin hit the bushes, this was odd, so I decided to investigate, I walked across the drive thru, over the fence, over the grass and across the road and looked towards the bushes and the grassy area before them...I saw nothing then I look up next to me..
There is a pole sticking out of the floor which used to be a pampost but for some reason is only half there and finishes about 10ft up, its about 3 inches in diameter and would you believe it, my muffin was sat happily upon it.
Of course I rush back across the road to tell my work makes what had happened and none of them believed me, but it was a wet day and that pole was 4th higher than me, I could not have got it up there any other way.. but noooo, they dont buy it.
But anyway, it happened, and so have many more but this is the best one.
Anyone wanna share your moments of glory?
