More fun facts about Senshi

[Senshi1]

Senshi is the SCAT*-MAAAAAAAAAN (bop bop bop)

*Not a reference to scat porn

 

[Snail Shell]

Senshi is the official pencil sharpener of British League Football.

Snail Shell

 

[Snail Shell]

For Christmas, Senshi got the land deed to all of Hungary.

Snail Shell

 

[Yet_One_More_Idiot]

All I wanted for Christmas was my two front teeth. I'm still waiting - Senshi got them instead. :tounge:

 

[F.L. Atlanta 10]

Senshi - F.L. Atlanta's latest story LEE. 😀

 

[GaryGoafer]

Vinnie Jones is the hardest man in Britain. But even he hides from the raging fury that is Senshi.

 

[Nymph]

Rarely known fact: Senshi is Gaelic for "please, put down that feather..."

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[Cbarton]

Senshi originally used flying reindeer. When he discovered warp travel, he sold them to Santa Claus for pennies on the dollar...

 

[Timewarp]

He ate Santa.

 

[Snail Shell]

Senshi is not digestable by any known biological gastro-intestinal system.

Snail Shell

 

[TheChameleon]

Senshi was the one who sold me the worst cell-phone plan on the planet.

 

[Senshi1]

Senshi offers extremely competitive rates in his cell phone plan.

 

[TheChameleon]

Senshi's extremely competitive rates cost 1 dollar a day plus .10 cents a minute.

 

[Senshi1]

But as well as that Senshi promises to give you the latest cellphone model as soon as it's released (available up to a maximum of four models per year per customer).

 

[TheChameleon]

There was only... 32 models produced in the last 6 months.

 

[Senshi1]

..and 25 of those models came with a free sewing kit. 😉

 

[TheChameleon]

Okay... so he totally got me with the free sewing kit.

 

[Snail Shell]

Senshi uses free sewing kits to pawn inferior cell phone plans on people. This information does not help Chameleon at this point any more.

Snail Shell

 

[Yet_One_More_Idiot]

Senshi pwns.

 

[Snail Shell]

Senshi has memorized this entire list.

Snail Shell

 

[TheChameleon]

Snail Shell attempted to sell this list on ebay, but was told that anything THIS COOL couldn't sold on ebay.

 

[Timewarp]

The Senshi game was revied as one of the best of all time.....but only 1 copy esist....in his mind.

 

[Cbarton]

The Senshi game was revied as one of the best of all time.....but only 1 copy esist....in his mind.

Is that the TV game show "Senshi" or the complimentary home version?

 

[TKLVR181]

Sources have recently discovered that that, in fact, is no headless mop, but in fact Senshi in all his mullet-headed gloriousness

 

[Hungarian21]

Sources have recently discovered that that, in fact, is no headless mop, but in fact Senshi in all his mullet-headed gloriousness

Yes, but he still smells like tacos...:dead: