Most memorable pick up line??

[Coup de Grace]

Us: Out on balcony.

Her: "Hi, I'm Tara. *unbuckles belt, sticks hand down my pants*."

Me: "In half an hour will that really matter?"

DAAAAAMN!! ...and I thought I had stories. Well done on doing nothing!

 

[Jason Reborn]

"You have got to kiss Heaven goodbye cause it's got to be a SIN to look that good" 😀

 

[ParanoidChant]

Me favs:

"Nice bracelet. Wanna fuck?"

"Lets play Pearl Harbor: I lie down and your blow the hell outta me."

And of course,

"Hey, do you mind if I sit next to you until it's safe to go back to where I farted?"

 

[deadlywiffeathr]

Never happened to me, but its my personal fave to see my mates use and get slapped immediatley! 😛

"Nice legs! When do they open?"

 

[chickles_:)]

Thanks and congradulations to you, too. My wife is trying to talk me into allowing her to make a separate profile on here, but I told her it was too risky...first off, this isn't my first ever profile, there have been dozens. Management so far has been nice enough to allow me to do this so far and I've told them that they wouldn't have another profile pop up under my IP address. That's the first thing that's wrong with her having a separate profile. The other thing is that another TMF user has allowed his wife to make a separate profile using her computer, but as soon as she recognized herself as that guy's wife, they almost immediately started calling her fake, thinking that she was really him in disguise and I don't want my wife to have to deal with the same thing. Do you think I'm justified in my decision not to let her have her own profile or should I go against my word and ask management to allow her profile to be the absolue last one?

Oh and here's another line:

The guy asks, "Did it hurt?"

In which case you'll reply, "Did what hurt?"

Then he replies, "When you fell from Heaven, did it hurt?"

Hiya Sketch?
that's a really interesting question. i think the forum hosts would be the best ones to ask. I'm sure they could give you the best advice.

As for the line you quote, it sounds complimentary. Hearing that would sure make me blush - but I confess it would brighten my day.

Many blessings,
Chickles

 

[chickles_:)]

Hm, I was on the bus and this guy is on his way out and stares at me the whole way down the row. Then he looks me up and down and says, "How you doin'?"
Classic, right?
It happens. Oh, and for some reason some guys think that barking at you as you're walking down the street is an appropriate pick up line.

Hiya adrenalayna!
Yeah, girl. Don't you find that the lines that really attract you, are the ones that are not only tastefully complimentary but show at least a little imagination?? :

Many blessings,
Chickles

 

[Jason Reborn]

are you sure you're not from the "windy city" cause you're blowin me away

 

[Angel77]

You're so hot I'd suck in your fart and hold it like a bong hit.

 

[john getty]

"I don't mean to frighten you, but I think you're gorgeous, I'd love to fuck you."
This was stated to me by a 45 year old bald headed Cornish roofer I used to work with in Gateacre, Liverpool. Still, she was the best shag I've ever had.

 

[Angel77]

Can I touch your boobs?

 

[leafstk]

I want to tickle your tummy.... from the inside