Meanwhile, on a different site.... Here's mine.... LMAO!!!!
MOD--- So, watching the VMA's with Doll for the first time in... (when did Britney, Christina, and Madonna make out?)... on YouTube, which is fun because they actually cut commercials, so show other commercials.... So just a few observations.... #OldGuyWatchesVMAs
1. Who are all these middle schoolers and very loud people saying... Well nothing really? I swear, it's like they cloned Gary Busey badly...
2. This can actually be kind of fun because I don't know who anyone is, so I've just been making up nicknames like "the third Mario Brother"... "guy who seems like too much of a douche for Maroon 5"... "groupie being too obvious" and "not Rihanna."
3. The realization that the more I see if Kanye, the more I appreciate Puffy's genius and humility...
4. Apparently males today don't know what a suit is... pretty much all the ladies are dressed to the nines... the guys look like generic hipsters... seriously #DudeThosePantsHaveGotToHurtYourBalls.... and #TrackSuitsWereAwesomeInThe80sButDUDE...
5. Speaking of the males... I've started playing a game. It's called, "I'm pretty sure that dude would cry if he worked with me for two hours."
6. Another game "Listen out for a name we recognise". This one's a drinking game... I drink whenever I've heard of someone.... It's a perfect drinking game for when I need to be up early the next day....
MOD--- Oh thank whatever for Serena Williams introducing Beyonce.... I was getting dry mouth...
MOD--- Beyonce just killed it... I think... I think... Sounded great.... I suspect "third Mario brother" is causing crap resolution...
MOD--- And Britney is still hot... again, I think (damn you "Mario Brother 3")
MOD--- Pretty sure the only thing I'm not seeing in super Nintendo vision is commercials and the two tweeting guys...
MOD--- Ok.... New drinking game, or else I'm gonna be up all night... Drink whether I hear a sample I recognise...
MOD--- Apparently, judging from the ads, the cola companies are going after the "original all natural dollar"... I'll keep buying the coke in the "Mexican foods isle, when I want one... Which is rare....
MOD--- OK.... I don't know where this asshole got his outfit... but both Mr. T and the estate of Rob Halford might want to do a quick inventory...
MOD--- Performing now, douchebags featuring underboob chick.... Performing from best I can gather, "we ain't getting older".... lolololol... oh yes you will....
MOD--- Did someone REALLY just rip off "Let's call the whole thing off"... for a Gatorade commercial.... Oh yes they did...
MOD--- So, let's see if Kanye interrupts Beyonce to say that Beyonce should have won... No... Ok... but that was still creepy... and I think his wife knows it by the look on her face...
MOD--- Mary J on screen... and she's introducing Rihanna... I mean, don't get me wrong, I love Rihanna... but seriously... That seems a little backwards...
MOD--- OK... That was what it was... but seriously... contribute to the the #JamieFoxxNeedsMoney gofundme page... because seriously... Verizon commercials???? The man is too damn talented for that... .