My first Noncon tickle!

[rhiannon]

The only thing I can't figure out is why this was posted to the Humor Forum. ?

Long story...loooong story!

 

[Gentler]

See how far this gets you before someone has you locked up.

Well so far it's gotten me inside one of the hottest chicks I know. Literally inside her, if you know what I mean. 😉

So you have to tickle girls in order to sleep with them? They don't want anything to do with you unless you tickle them?

I don't think that most folks come here for the dating service aspect. Sure, they might wish to maybe meet up one day but they don't make that their only reason for being here.

If people do (and they have) meet up, that's great and all but most folks I know come here to share the one big common fetish we have. Arranging for dates doesn't seem to be their primary goal.

Not sure why you would even want to convince anyone of anything. You shouldn't have to anyways. If you're happy with your life, why not focus on you?

Right now it's hard to focus on anything other than my date with Belinda tomorrow night. I can't concentrate on my job or my class work because I keep thinking about tickling her and the sex that will follow.

But hey, it's nice that you are at least pretending to be interested in what I have to say. Yesterday all you seemed interested in was cheer-leading the lynch-mob.

All I can say is...Great Story! Who cares if it's true or not? The only thing I can't figure out is why this was posted to the Humor Forum. ?

Thanks, Tank. I'll post an update, probably Friday. Why is this in Humor? Don't ask me because I didn't put it here.

 

[LD_Tickler]

Hold on, why did you get the ropes all prepared on your bed if your plan was to tickle the shit out of her in the hallway?

 

[john getty]

Well so far it's gotten me inside one of the hottest chicks I know. Literally inside her, if you know what I mean. 😉

Aye, so far, but this theory of yours is only going to get you into trouble eventually. Some girls like the rape scenario, but what happens to rapists?

 

[Gentler]

Hold on, why did you get the ropes all prepared on your bed if your plan was to tickle the shit out of her in the hallway?

Finally, somebody is paying attention. The ropes were part of the original plan. I was going to try and coax her upstairs, let her tie me up, then I'd tie her up. I'll admit that was the weak point in the plan. The coat was totally spontaneous. I don't think I could have planned that if I wanted to. As I was sliding it down off her shoulders, I noticed how difficult the material was to slide down her arms. There was a lot of resistance from friction. In a flash of inspiration I acted.

Aye, so far, but this theory of yours is only going to get you into trouble eventually. Some girls like the rape scenario, but what happens to rapists?

Who said anything about rape? If you'd read my OP, you'd know the tickling was noncon but the sex was waycon. Hell, she practically raped me!

 

[Bohemianne]

Yep, definitely the same writing style as....ah nevermind.

Nope. I read both writings, there is a big difference with the style of writing, sentence construction, humor and posting method.

 

[Angel77]

Nope. I read both writings, there is a big difference with the style of writing, sentence construction, humor and posting method.

See, I find them nearly identical. Oh well, I'm glad he/she/whoever enjoys writing stories. Writing is theraputic.

I do believe that it is a story though.

 

[Angel77]

But hey, it's nice that you are at least pretending to be interested in what I have to say. Yesterday all you seemed interested in was cheer-leading the lynch-mob.

Yeah, that's what I do. I cheerlead for lynch mobs.

You got me.

 

[Gentler]

cheerleading

cheerleading

Yep, definitely the same writing style as....ah nevermind.

innuendo

So you have to tickle girls in order to sleep with them? They don't want anything to do with you unless you tickle them?

I don't think that most folks come here for the dating service aspect. Sure, they might wish to maybe meet up one day but they don't make that their only reason for being here.

If people do (and they have) meet up, that's great and all but most folks I know come here to share the one big common fetish we have. Arranging for dates doesn't seem to be their primary goal.

Not sure why you would even want to convince anyone of anything. You shouldn't have to anyways. If you're happy with your life, why not focus on you?

weak attempt at dialogue with thinly veiled contempt

See, I find them nearly identical. Oh well, I'm glad he/she/whoever enjoys writing stories. Writing is theraputic.

I do believe that it is a story though.

accusation

Yeah, that's what I do. I cheerlead for lynch mobs.

Six posts in a thread about a story you don't even believe. If that's not lynching, I don't know what is.

But this doesn't seem to be your normal operation, I'll give you that. This particular behavior of yours may or may not be unique. But if it is, it's the first unique thing about you that I've noticed. Normally your behavior is just a carbon copy of every other forum member; with nothing of any interest or significance to offer. Even in this thread all you are doing is parroting the caustic disbelief of the others.

Normally, I would keep such observations to myself, but since you were so kind in sharing your opinions about my behavior, I thought it only fair to return the favor.

You got me.

Down to a tee.

 

[Angel77]

cheerleading



cheerleading



innuendo



weak attempt at dialogue with thinly veiled contempt



accusation



Six posts in a thread about a story you don't even believe. If that's not lynching, I don't know what is.

But this doesn't seem to be your normal operation, I'll give you that. This particular behavior of yours may or may not be unique. But if it is, it's the first unique thing about you that I've noticed. Normally your behavior is just a carbon copy of every other forum member; with nothing of any interest or significance to offer. Even in this thread all you are doing is parroting the caustic disbelief of the others.

Normally, I would keep such observations to myself, but since you were so kind in sharing your opinions about my behavior, I thought it only fair to return the favor.

Down to a tee.

Awesome! I appreciate your feedback.

 

[john getty]

I don't really care what it's doing in the humour forum, why did you post it at all without any pictures or soundbites or any shred of evidence. Have you ever heard a drunk ranting in a pub for over an hour about how much sex he had the night before?
It's boring.

 

[Babbles]

This is supposed to be the Humor Forum... VIVISECTION is down the hall.

See, I find them nearly identical. Oh well, I'm glad he/she/whoever enjoys writing stories. Writing is theraputic.

I do believe that it is a story though.

Yes, they are nearly identical, with perhaps an insignificant difference thrown in here or there to attempt to claim individuality later.

No, the voice, the tone, style of writing, the plot --- extraordinarily similar if not "identical."

A pity since it's now become a negative misuse of a distinctly articulate wit that could've been much better employed.

Six posts in a thread about a story you don't even believe. If that's not lynching, I don't know what is.

But this doesn't seem to be your normal operation, I'll give you that. This particular behavior of yours may or may not be unique. But if it is, it's the first unique thing about you that I've noticed. Normally your behavior is just a carbon copy of every other forum member; with nothing of any interest or significance to offer. Even in this thread all you are doing is parroting the caustic disbelief of the others.

Normally, I would keep such observations to myself, but since you were so kind in sharing your opinions about my behavior, I thought it only fair to return the favor.

Down to a tee.

OUCH that's nasty. As well as inaccurate. In great contrast to Angel77's INDIVIDUAL -- and pleasant -- writing style or manner of expression.

You, however, are the one --- once again? following the same behavior pattern, speaking of the unoriginal, with the same voice.... in NYLer's thread --- TRULY HERE we see -- Condescension with "thinly veiled contempt."
Because you're defensive, again. And so even more unpleasant.

It also appears you're padding your own posts --- even by creating another thread for support. I talk to myself, I admit that freely, I'm certainly not perfect, I can unfortunately be rude on... occasion... 🙄 but this is a bit much.

And there was no need to slam someone this nice with such a biting backlash.

You are knowingly taking on the unarmed here NOT because she's incapable of strategically re-arranging your snarling features
but because you can clearly see she's too GENTLE to do it.

In fact, she just effectively eliminated your entire rant with one pleasant sentence. A gift I truly admire

Now this is my second post in this thread about a story I don't believe,
so I guess that doesn't invalidate me yet but ---- who's counting....
We're not sure who's counting.... that's part of the question.... but the answer's becoming more obvious.

I don't really care what it's doing in the humour forum, why did you post it at all without any pictures or soundbites or any shred of evidence. Have you ever heard a drunk ranting in a pub for over an hour about how much sex he had the night before?
It's boring.

That too. Nicely summed.

 

[Gentler]

Awesome! I appreciate your feedback.

Probably as much as I appreciate your sincerity. 😀

I don't really care what it's doing in the humour forum, why did you post it at all without any pictures or soundbites or any shred of evidence.

Let me see if I got this straight. I'm a terrible person for non-consensually tickling a girl who ended up liking it, or for making the whole thing up and lying about it. But you're okay with me posting pictures, clips, or sound bytes without her knowledge?

Sorry I don't happen to have hidden cameras and microphones all over my house. Just because I got lucky with one hot chick doesn't make me Hugh Heffner.

Have you ever heard a drunk ranting in a pub for over an hour about how much sex he had the night before?
It's boring.

Sure. That's when I pick up my drink and move to another table or another pub altogether.

 

[john getty]

Whether or not she came around to enjoying it, by your own admission you forced it on her and I wouldn't be interested in seeing pictures or hearing a soundbite on that, the point is I'm sure EVERYBODY on this forum has tickling encounters and there are plenty posted in True Stories, but if you can't provide evidence you are just holding yourself up for scrutiny, and you are mistaking scrutiny for jealousy.

 

[Gentler]

Yes, they are nearly identical, with perhaps an insignificant difference thrown in here or there to attempt to claim individuality later.

No, the voice, the tone, style of writing, the plot --- extraordinarily similar if not "identical."

A pity since it's now become a negative misuse of a distinctly articulate wit that could've been much better employed.

I've said all along that I was inspired by the other thread to try something. If there's any similarity in stories, that's why.

OUCH that's nasty. As well as inaccurate. In great contrast to Angel77's INDIVIDUAL -- and pleasant -- writing style or manner of expression.

You have a high opinion of Angel77. That's perfectly fine with me. I just don't happen to share it.

You, however, are the one --- once again? following the same behavior pattern, speaking of the unoriginal, with the same voice.... in NYLer's thread --- TRULY HERE we see -- Condescension with "thinly veiled contempt."
Because you're defensive, again. And so even more unpleasant.

My response was carefully measured to match her antagonism.

It also appears you're padding your own posts --- even by creating another thread for support. I talk to myself, I admit that freely, I'm certainly not perfect, I can unfortunately be rude on... occasion... 🙄 but this is a bit much.

You lost me with "padding your own posts." I don't know what you mean by that.

And no need to slam someone this nice with such a biting backlash.

Yes, it was so nice of her to call me a liar and encourage others doing the same.

You are knowingly taking on the unarmed here NOT because she's incapable of strategically re-arranging your snarling features
but because you can clearly see she's too GENTLE to do it.

She effectively calls me a liar, responds with support to others doing the same, and tries to convince anybody who might take me seriously that I'm really some other guy. I told her she was uninteresting and no different from anybody else on the forum. So you tell me who was more gentle. At least you stated your disbelief and moved on instead of indulging in childish playground behavior.

Whether or not she came around to enjoying it, by your own admission you forced it on her and I wouldn't be interested in seeing pictures or hearing a soundbite on that, the point is I'm sure EVERYBODY on this forum has tickling encounters and there are plenty posted in True Stories, but if you can't provide evidence you are just holding yourself up for scrutiny, and you are mistaking scrutiny for jealousy.

Scrutinize all you want. This isn't a courtroom and I'm not here to prove anything. If you don't believe this story then whatever you do, don't bother reading the follow-up I just posted in the True Stories forum. 😀

 

[Angel77]

You posted a story on a forum. Some people may believe it, others don't (which is why I'm pretty sure this was moved to the humor section to begin with). For someone who doesn't feel the need to prove anything, you sure seem to go through long lengths to pick apart answers of people who disagree with the fact that your story is real.

Anyways, back to the OP, enjoy your writing and keep on keepin' on.......

 

[john getty]

Yep, definitely the same writing style as....ah nevermind.

Ahhhhh, now I understand!!

 

[BellybTickler]

Wow . . . this is what we in the military would call a Charlie Foxtrot . . and y'all are quite sad to have bought into it . . god I hope the mods delete this soon . .

 

[paracarl44]

Now where is the update on Belinda?

 

[venray]

Now where is the update on Belinda?

BWAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

 

[Gentler]

Wow . . . this is what we in the military would call a Charlie Foxtrot . . and y'all are quite sad to have bought into it . . god I hope the mods delete this soon . .

You know, the only people that hope the mods delete certain threads are the ones who can't resist clicking on them. Or as in your case, posting in them.

Now where is the update on Belinda?

Well here is one

http://74.53.42.102/showthread.php?t=175433

Belinda and I have gotten serious since I posted this thread and the one I just linked. I'm now somewhat reluctant to share the details of our intimacies. But we tried something new over the long weekend that was a huge success, so I will be making another post to the true tickling stories section.

BWAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Hey, don't you have a radio show to do? Oh wait, never mind.

 

[Tiger.Lily]

I think we're witnessing the return of a once popular, long-lost troll. 😀

 

[Gentler]

Euphoricy. Wow. I read a blog post somewhere that said you were easy on the eyes, but not to try and have a conversation with you.

Anyway, glad you liked my true noncon experience. Play your cards right and you could be the next lucky victim. *wink wink*

 

[Tiger.Lily]

Euphoricy. Wow. I read a blog post somewhere that said you were easy on the eyes, but not to try and have a conversation with you.

Anyway, glad you liked my true noncon experience. Play your cards right and you could be the next lucky victim. *wink wink*

Ahaha. I wonder where you read that.

I thought they tracked your IP address so you could officially fuck off once and for all?

 

[Gentler]

I thought they tracked your IP address so you could officially fuck off once and for all?

Everybody's IP address is tracked by the Gelsoft VBulletin software that runs the TMF. Not just mine.

So, I suppose that means you could officially fuck off once and for all just as easily as I could.

By the way, I've noticed people calling you Gin. Is that short for Vaginismus, by any chance?