My Sexual Hiatus: I Learned a New Term! (warning-profanity)

[Illtcklu]

My Sexual Hiatus: I Learned a New Term!

This girl I know was wearing very sexy shoes, sort of a high heeled sandle and I made a compliment and she said and I quote: "These are my CFM shoes!"


And I said "CFMshoes?! What the hell is that?"

And she said, "CFM shoes? It means Come Fuck Me shoes!"

Never too young to learn I guess.

 

[bellystrokes]

Oh please, you silly Satyr. That term has been around for centuries!!!!

Maybe you have missed the popular series:

CFM

CFM: Miami

CFM: NY

 

[milagros317]

I have seen the term FMP for "fuck me pumps" but never seen CFM.

In any case, I prefer women barefoot.

 

[Illtcklu]

Oh please, you silly Satyr. That term has been around for centuries!!!!

Maybe you have missed the popular series:

CFM

CFM: Miami

CFM: NY

I think I've rather missed the whole boat.

Perhaps you remember the series : Surfside Six................ty nine.

 

[Illtcklu]

I have seen the term FMP for "fuck me pumps" but never seen CFM.

In any case, I prefer women barefoot.

She was bare everywhere else .................. does that count?

Loaded for bare!

I kill me!

 

[bellystrokes]

I have seen the term FMP for "fuck me pumps" but never seen CFM.

In any case, I prefer women barefoot.

I always wear those after I leave the hair salon with my FFH (freshly fucked hair). Or I can get FFH via................oh way too obvious.

So with you Mils, should I wear CFMP (Cum fuck me polish)?

 

[Illtcklu]

I always wear those after I leave the hair salon with my FFH (freshly fucked hair). Or I can get FFH via................oh way too obvious.

So with you Mils, should I wear CFMP (Cum fuck me polish)?

I try never to be caught without my CFMF! Come Fuck Me Feather!

 

[bellystrokes]

I try never to be caught without my CFMF! Come Fuck Me Feather!

Hey honey, I have a friend who can get them in bulk at wholesale for you.
(FYH)

 

[Illtcklu]

Hey honey, I have a friend who can get them in bulk at wholesale for you.
(FYH)

FYH?! Isn't that supposed to be FYI?

You know:

FYI

FYI:Miami

FYI: NY

 

[bellystrokes]

FYH?! Isn't that supposed to be FYI?

You know:

FYI

FYI:Miami

FYI: NY

Oh Satyr, it was no typo.

 

[Illtcklu]

Oh Satyr, it was no typo.

FYH

FYH: Miami

FYH: NY.

Right?

 

[bellystrokes]

FYH

FYH: Miami

FYH: NY.

Right?

As the Beatles would say:

Across the Universe

 

[Illtcklu]

As the Beatles would say:

Across the Universe

They were really tantric. Music optional.

 

[bellystrokes]

Most Bohemians are.

 

[Illtcklu]

Most Bohemians are.

I don't know. Beatles probably feel a little naked without the music.

 

[bellystrokes]

I don't know. Beatles probably feel a little naked without the music.

I am sure their souls got restless too.

And moi: Well I can feel naked without my FFH or CFM shoes

 

[Illtcklu]

I am sure their souls got restless too.

And moi: Well I can feel naked without my FFH or CFM shoes

Speaking of feeling naked................... aren't you having a birthday? Perfect place to wear your birthday suit!



I slay me!

 

[bellystrokes]

Speaking of feeling naked................... aren't you having a birthday? Perfect place to wear your birthday suit!



I slay me!

Passive Arts does allow for a lot of creative dressing. The Bohemian thing again.

 

[Illtcklu]

Passive Arts does allow for a lot of creative dressing. The Bohemian thing again.

COOL! I'll be salad dressing....................

 

[TicklishGrl4Lfe]

COOL! I'll be salad dressing....................

what kind of salad dressing????

 

[Illtcklu]

what kind of salad dressing????

COOL ranch......................................... of course!!!!

 

[TicklishGrl4Lfe]

COOL ranch......................................... of course!!!!

WHOOO! My favorite kind of salad dressing!

 

[AffectionateDan]

I kill me!

Now THERE'S an idea whose time has come.

 

[bellystrokes]

Now THERE'S an idea whose time has come.

Mercy, first you abandon me for snowier pastures and now you want to take away my god of mirth. Oy! Beware the wrath of the goddess and a future Motown or whenever---heheheheh.

 

[venray]

Now THERE'S an idea whose time has come.

AND passed! LOLOL........