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My Sexual Hiatus: I Learned a New Term! (warning-profanity)

bellystrokes said:
Mercy, first you abandon me for snowier pastures and now you want to take away my god of mirth. Oy! Beware the wrath of the goddess and a future Motown or whenever---heheheheh.
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Abandon? Bah! Going home! And I think you'll find that the "wrath" of self-proclaimed goddesses pales in comparison to a grumpy grizz. Testify.
venray said:
AND passed! LOLOL........ :jester:
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Is THAT what that was? I thought it was a kidney stone! 😱 🙄
 
bellystrokes said:
So with you Mils, should I wear CFMP (Cum fuck me polish)?
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My! The audacity! The nearest thing I've ever worn was the phrase, "Kiss Me, I'm Irish!" You Poles have no sense of couth... ...or, apparently, syntax.

...unless "Polish" refers to a style of fucking -- to which there must belong some variety of ethnic joke, from which I will refrain. 😀
 
Capnmad said:
My! The audacity! The nearest thing I've ever worn was the phrase, "Kiss Me, I'm Irish!" You Poles have no sense of couth... ...or, apparently, syntax.

...unless "Polish" refers to a style of fucking -- to which there must belong some variety of ethnic joke, from which I will refrain. 😀
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um my hubby is polish...
 
Ok, I understand people from Poland are "Polish" which is spelled the same way as that liquid color you paint on your toes, called "polish", as in CMFP (come fuck me polish) since Mils likes bare feet with (I am assuming) painted toenails.
 
Illtcklu said:
This girl I know was wearing very sexy shoes, sort of a high heeled sandle and I made a compliment and she said and I quote: "These are my CFM shoes!"


And I said "CFMshoes?! What the hell is that?"

And she said, "CFM shoes? It means Come Fuck Me shoes!"

Never too young to learn I guess.
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That one's as old as the trees brother.
 
bellystrokes said:
Ok, I understand people from Poland are "Polish" which is spelled the same way as that liquid color you paint on your toes, called "polish", as in CMFP (come fuck me polish) since Mils likes bare feet with (I am assuming) painted toenails.
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I understand the difference. 🙂 Just making a joke... and apparently failing. 😀 Oh well, better luck next time.
 
Capnmad said:
I understand the difference. 🙂 Just making a joke... and apparently failing. 😀 Oh well, better luck next time.
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Yikes. I didn't get the joke and was worried I was being perceived as unsensitive or bigoted. BUT it was me; I can be a bit slow at times!!! Feel free to try again, hehehehehe
 
Illtcklu said:
..................... NOW HE TELLS ME.........................
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That's alright hun....the oldies need to be told for all the youngin's(including me😀) :upsidedow :redheart: :bowing:
 
TicklishGrl4Lfe said:
That's alright hun....the oldies need to be told for all the youngin's(including me😀) :upsidedow :redheart: :bowing:
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Youngins...........? Moi???? :xpeepsofa
 
TicklishGrl4Lfe said:
I meant like try and spank me! :dogpile: :imouttahe :imouttahe
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Oh. I thought maybe I was going on another sexual hiatus.


Try and spank you? Hmmmmmm? Maybe I am! :devil:
 
TicklishGrl4Lfe said:
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP! :xpeepsofa :xpeepsofa
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Oh you'll squeal higher than that once I get a hold of you.


Took me forever to find this thread. It seems to have some kind of weird hiccup, and moves from disscussion forum to disscussion forum.
 
Illtcklu said:
Oh you'll squeal higher than that once I get a hold of you.


Took me forever to find this thread. It seems to have some kind of weird hiccup, and moves from disscussion forum to disscussion forum.
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*I hide* You'll never find me!

Yea I wonder who keep moving it??
 
TicklishGrl4Lfe said:
*I hide* You'll never find me!

Yea I wonder who keep moving it??
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The Mod Squad!


Gotta admit that was pretty funny?
 
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