nonsense phrases

[milagros317]

Slingus slortus sudderus.

I would say this when I am lonely.

Translation: I need a hug.

 

[milagros317]

Idjdit fidjdit midjdit?

I might say this after speaking to an idiot on the phone.

Translation: Why do I have to deal with such fools?

 

[milagros317]

Glubus felit, nubus felit.

I would say this upon seeing a friendly cat.

Translation: Nice kitty, good kitty.

 

[milagros317]

Glippus nippus flippus.

I might say this when seeing a topless woman.

Translation: Nice breasts.

 

[milagros317]

Narpus swarpus larpus.

I would say this upon hearing a swaying parrot talk.

Translation: You're a fine parrot.

 

[milagros317]

Narpus swarpus larpus.

I would say this upon hearing a purple parrot talk.

Translation: You're a fine parrot.

 

[milagros317]

Morgus slorgus porgus.

I would say this when seeing a dog who is ugly.

Translation: You're an ugly mutt.

 

[milagros317]

Jukkingus jodderit jerchus! Krukus kripkus!

I would say this when seeing a fan of the putrid motherfucking hated jints bastards.

Translation: Kill the bastard! Kill it now!

 

[milagros317]

Sorkus morkus florkus.

I might say this after flushing the toilet.

Translation: Good riddance to that shit.

 

[milagros317]

Loffus lemel lork. 😀

I would say this upon hearing a song that I like.

Translation: Play it again.

 

[milagros317]

Bjorkis lorkis snorkis!

I would say this while having a dream about being lost in a forest infested with hungry wolves.

Transation: Kill the wolves!

 

[milagros317]

Scatus mattus crattus.

I would say this upon seeing a beautiful cat.

Translation: You're a gorgeous cat.

 

[milagros317]

Bjorkis lorkis snorkis!

I would say this while having a dream about being lost in a forest infested with hungry wolves.

Transation: Kill the wolves!

 

[milagros317]

Prokus lokus bokus? 😱

This is a phrase that I would say when startled.

Translation: What the fuck?

 

[milagros317]

Glimpis slimpis mimpis.

I would say this after a big meal.

Translation: It is nice to feel full.

 

[milagros317]

Glorkus borkus norkus.

I might say this while sitting on the toilet.

Translation: Here comes some shit.

 

[milagros317]

Sorkus morkus florkus.

I might say this after flushing the toilet.

Translation: Good riddance to that shit.

 

[milagros317]

Lorkus morkus snorkus.

I might say this when I'm tired.

Translation: I need sleep.

 

[milagros317]

Scatus battus crattus.

I would say this upon seeing an ugly cat.

Translation: You're an ugly cat.

 

[milagros317]

Scatus battus wessus.

I would say this upon seeing an ugly owl.

Translation: You're an ugly owl.

 

[milagros317]

Scatus battus spettus.

I would say this upon seeing an ugly parrot.

Translation: You're an ugly parrot.

 

[milagros317]

Crubus nubus kannit.

I would say this upon seeing a friendly dog.

Translation: You're a good dog.

 

[milagros317]

Dormus lormus pormus.

I might say this upon hearing a parrot say, "Hello, handsome," to me.

Translation: You are a smart parrot.

 

[milagros317]

Dormus lormus pormus.

I might say this upon hearing a parrot say, "You are a genius," to me.

Translation: You are a smart parrot.

 

[milagros317]

Gemnus, hemnus canus.

I might say this upon seeing twin dogs.

Translation: Look, twin dogs.