nonsense phrases

[milagros317]

Chumlus mumlus sumlus.

I might say this after eating chocolate cake.

Translation: Chocolate cake is delicious.

 

[milagros317]

Jukkingus jodderit jerchus! Krukus kripkus!

I would say this when seeing a fan of the putrid motherfucking hated jints bastards.

Translation: Kill the bastard! Kill it now!

 

[milagros317]

Gluckus glorus, glamus!

I might say this after a Dodger victory.

Translation: Way to go, Dodgers!

 

[milagros317]

Narpus swarpus larpus.

I would say this upon hearing a swaying parrot talk.

Translation: You're a fine parrot.

 

[milagros317]

Narpus parpus larpus.

I would say this upon hearing a purple parrot talk.

Translation: You're a fine parrot.

 

[milagros317]

Narpus grarpus larpus.

I would say this upon hearing a green parrot talk.

Translation: You're a fine parrot.

 

[milagros317]

Ragnus rebbick, kog rog.

I would say this upon hearing a politician lying.

Translation: Shut up, lying bastard.

 

[milagros317]

Climpick mimpick simpick.

I might say this when watching a comedy show.

Translation: Very funny.

 

[milagros317]

Lorkus morkus snorkus.

I might say this when I'm tired.

Translation: I need sleep.

 

[milagros317]

Canus wuldus crepus crepus belzz. Matanus evus!

I would say this upon seeing a wolf.

Translation: All wolves are evil to the core of their soul. Shoot it!

 

[milagros317]

Slingus slortus sudderus.

I would say this when I am lonely.

Translation: I need a hug.

 

[milagros317]

Narpus garpus larpus.

I would say this upon hearing a green parrot say "Hello, handsome," to me.

Translation: You're a smart parrot.

 

[milagros317]

Karpus garpus harpus larpus.

I would say this upon hearing a green parrot say "You are wonderful," to me.

Translation: You're a very smart parrot.

 

[milagros317]

Smaggus praggus claggus.

That is what I would say while eating a good meal.

Translation: I love this food.

 

[milagros317]

Hapkus glapkus napkus!

I would say this after being tickle tortured by Goddess Shelly.

Translation: That was fun!

 

[milagros317]

Hapkus hapkus hapkus glapkus napkus!

I would say this after being tickle tortured by Goddess Shelly for a long time.

Translation: That was lots of fun!

 

[milagros317]

Prokus lokus bokus? 😱

This is a phrase that I would say when startled.

Translation: What the fuck?

 

[milagros317]

Grillus grollusk chollusk!

I would say this when hungry for protein.

Translation: Give me meat!

 

[milagros317]

Belzus kelzus IRS! Chongus zongus yorombus!

I would say this after doing my taxes.

Translation: Damn the IRS! May they all roast in Hell!

 

[milagros317]

Olluck ommusk oggust.

I would say this upon seeing an owl.

Translation: You are a fine owl.

 

[milagros317]

Ugga bugga dorcus. 😀

I might say this upon emerging from a hot bath.

Translation: That was refreshing.

 

[milagros317]

Belzuz rackus, momzerus!

I might say this after reading the post of a mean bastard in the P&R Forum.

Translation: Go to hell, bastard!

 

[milagros317]

Cruncus lunkus slunkus!

I might say this while being tickled by Goddess Shelly.

Translation: Give me more!

 

[milagros317]

Glippus nippus flippus.

I might say this when seeing a topless woman.

Translation: Really nice breasts.

 

[milagros317]

Glubus felit, nubus felit.

I would say this upon seeing a friendly cat.

Translation: Nice kitty, good kitty.