I can ride my bike with no handlebars... nooo handlebars... noooo handlebars...
Is that a song I should know?
So I met this cute guy off of FetLife and he is on TMF. We started chatting and I told him I would love to be his tickle slave. He told me to take a blue sharpie and write tickle and slave on each foot. It tickled a little while I did it. Then he made me draw swirls on my toes. I'm not allowed to wash it off or he'll tickle me till I pass out when we meet up.
Hey, I can ride my bike with no handlebars too!
I love that song.
I love people that go around randomly adding women to their perv walls