Not to be rude, but will morons please leave me alone.

[Nyperold]

Man, I know sort of what you're talking about. I'm in a few Yahoo! groups, so of course (because your screenname there is the same as your Yahoo! screenname), this guy was able to IM me. He's only IMed me once, I'm glad to say.

The guy in question is definite-"lee" (rimshot) a foot fetishist. Not that there's anything wrong with that, but I'm not interested in feet, something I told him when he asked me if I liked anime girls' feet. At this point, one would expect him to go away and find somebody who's interested in the subject matter, right? No, he stayed. He had been looking for a certain screenshot of Sailoe Moon which had been altered to look like a tickle pic. I've seen very little Sailor Moon, and said so. At some point:

Him (10/22/2006 12:49:14 AM): did you know there is a level in tomb raider legend where lara is barefoot
Me (10/22/2006 12:50:00 AM): I can't say I've paid much attention to Tomb Raider.
Him (10/22/2006 12:51:48 AM): in tomb raider legend does anyone say anything about lara being barefoot
Him (10/22/2006 12:53:50 AM): well do they
Him (10/22/2006 12:56:28 AM): you still there
Me (10/22/2006 12:57:30 AM): I am still here, puzzling over the mystery of why my last sentence was ignored.
Him (10/22/2006 12:58:31 AM): ever see a barefoot girl in school
Me (10/22/2006 1:00:00 AM): Hmm. Probably the last time I saw that was in middle school at a pool party. But then, we weren't on school grounds, and I was paying more attention to the cute little bellybuttons.
Him (10/22/2006 1:01:13 AM): have you ever seen a girl's feet get licked by an animal
Me (10/22/2006 1:02:33 AM): I don't think... oh, wait, one of the videos I saw posted in one of the Yahoo groups I'm in had that as part of it.
Me (10/22/2006 1:02:46 AM): I forget which one.
Him (10/22/2006 1:03:34 AM): you did not answer my 2nd question about lara being barefoot
Me (10/22/2006 1:04:49 AM): I do not know, and don't care enough to find out.

And after a bit more...

Him (10/22/2006 1:10:41 AM): do you know about youtube
Me (10/22/2006 1:10:59 AM): Yes, but I rarely go to it.
Him (10/22/2006 1:12:33 AM): where can i find pics and clips of girls smashing food with their barefeet
Me (10/22/2006 1:12:57 AM): Google.
Him (10/22/2006 1:13:30 AM): what do i type in
Me (10/22/2006 1:15:09 AM): The sort of search terms you would expect to use if you wanted pictures and clips of girls smashing food with their feet.
Him (10/22/2006 1:16:10 AM): have you ever rubbed a girl's feet
Him (10/22/2006 1:21:16 AM): well?
Him (10/22/2006 1:23:52 AM): hello?

I do not know whether I just decided to let him log off, or logged off myself, or what, but that was the end of the archive.

 

[alienfetus]

Yeh But Ru Tiklish???

lmfao.

Y YAS 2TALLY R U TKLSH????// THTZ KEWL!!!1 ASLASL?? LOLz

 

[morgandee]

i get all these crazy (and rude) IMs from these zany tickle fetish people like "let me roll ur socks off slowly" and "let me roll ur sox off slowlier" and "i will roll ur socks off slowliest" and i am like "WTF SLOWLIEST ISNT EVEN A WORD HOW RUDE AND INCONSIDERATE OF YOU TO USE IMPROPER GRAMMAR YOU STUPID NEANDERTHAL HAVE AT YOU AND GO BACK TO ENGLISH 101" and it is just upsetting that i have to deal with such grating people -_-;;;;;

and it better not bounce or you're a dead motherfucker

 

[morgandee]

oh, and while we're on chatlogs, here is something that happened to me, it was terrible and scary

Him:
🙂

Me:
🙁

Him:
whats wrong?

Me:
Nothing, I just felt like doing that when you sent me that smiley

Him:
lol

Him:
are you ticklish?

Me:
I sure am! Many philosophical things tickle my mind

Him:
hehe are ya ticklish anywhere on your body?

Me:
My mind counts as part of my body because they are one and the same

Him:
true

Him:
anywhere else then your mind...like your feet?

Me:
Through deep yoga and taebo meditation

Me:
Possibly, because it is connected to my mind

Me:
Or at least the spinal cord

Him:
are ya barefoot?

Me:
No, that guy got captured and put into prison

Him:
who?

Me:
Some guy named William Barefoot...or maybe it was spelled Bearfoot, I don't know

Him:
ah

Him:
well do you have anything on your feet?

Me:
My shoes, they are Adidas

Him:
socks also?

Me:
Yeah, they are frilly pink socks embroidered with cool Powerpuff logos

Him:
*scoops your feet into my lap*

Me:
Okay I just made that part up

Him:
lol

Him:
*unties your shoes*

Me:
Now slow it down some, Bumblebee, I need my internet shoes too

Him:
*slowly rolls off your socks*

how rude !

 

[alienfetus]

lmfao. Ah, wow. See. That's why I never put my email, AIM, MSN or so forth on forums.. I'm scared of the people that will add me.

Though, I suppose pixels CAN be pretty arousing if you're wearing rp/internet Power Puff Girls socks...

 

[MistressValerie1]

ROFL @ Oriy's chat log 😀

 

[Weedly]

Wow that is ridiculous, fortunatley ive never had this trouble

 

[nessonite1]

ROFL @ Oriy's chat log 😀

*does the same* XD

 

[Violetta]

I usually nip that kind of trouble in the PM stage. There's a good reason I don't post my contact info openly.