Now what?

[CrystalLight]

or other hot girls. At least if I am involved!

Better than assless chaps to be sure.

Absofuckinlutley.


I admire a beautiful female every now and then.

What of it?

🙂

 

[Goodieluver]

Get off of it ! I will punt you !

I foresee this as crystals attempt

 

[Snail Shell]

Okay then Sam and Crys. Let's discuss hot women. *opens the floor*

😀

Snail Shell

 

[CrystalLight]

Okay then Sam and Crys. Let's discuss hot women. *opens the floor*

😀

Snail Shell

Open the floor? Sure thing, Whatcha wanna know?

 

[Snail Shell]

Alright, lessee here....

What's a description of your perfect guy? (always a fun one to start with 😀 )

Snail Shell

 

[Saeria]

Okay then Sam and Crys. Let's discuss hot women. *opens the floor*

😀

Snail Shell

I will jump in here... i am a woman living in hell... i mean texas. I am a hot woman right now. I came home to my breaker flipped again therefore my window unit army was away on shore leave for the hot part of the day. It is now 89 degrees in my house. I am a VERY hot woman. The end.

P.S. don't open that floor, the alligators will get out of the trap door!

 

[venray]

Its not like venray is leading some sort of spanish inquisition here....

"Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!!!!..

 

[CrystalLight]

I will jump in here... i am a woman living in hell... i mean texas. I am a hot woman right now. I came home to my breaker flipped again therefore my window unit army was away on shore leave for the hot part of the day. It is now 89 degrees in my house. I am a VERY hot woman. The end.

P.S. don't open that floor, the alligators will get out of the trap door!

Sweat is natures lube.


Ok..I just skeeved myself out..


ROCK ON SANGRIA !!


Snail:

My 'perfect guy' ?

Good question.

First and foremost. One who is cool with kids. I have an (almost) 2 year old son, and he's front and center. Always. Forever.

I want the least perfect guy. I want one who has been through shit storms a mile long, and still managed to come out with a level-head, and much experience.

I like a guy who pushes me mentally, as well as physically. There has to be a connection, when you unite two people it needs to mesh, friction just adds to the fire. And that's cool with me.

I enjoy a man who can keep up with me. And is capable of dealing with my erratic, chaotic, random, aggressive, behavior..As well as my gentle side.

(Which I keep stashed the best I can thankyouverymuch)

 

[Snail Shell]

Sweat is natures lube.


Ok..I just skeeved myself out..


ROCK ON SANGRIA !!


Snail:

My 'perfect guy' ?

Good question.

First and foremost. One who is cool with kids. I have an (almost) 2 year old son, and he's front and center. Always. Forever.

I want the least perfect guy. I want one who has been through shit storms a mile long, and still managed to come out with a level-head, and much experience.

I like a guy who pushes me mentally, as well as physically. There has to be a connection, when you unite two people it needs to mesh, friction just adds to the fire. And that's cool with me.

I enjoy a man who can keep up with me. And is capable of dealing with my erratic, chaotic, random, aggressive, behavior..As well as my gentle side.

(Which I keep stashed the best I can thankyouverymuch)

I actually know this guy personally. His name is 'Grandpa'.

In all seriousness, not too unreasonable really. 🙂

Next question, Now that you've got your perfect guy, what are you doing with him on your first date?

And feel free to ask any questions back if you so desire. 😀

Snail Shell

 

[CrystalLight]

I actually know this guy personally. His name is 'Grandpa'.

In all seriousness, not too unreasonable really. 🙂

Next question, Now that you've got your perfect guy, what are you doing with him on your first date?

And feel free to ask any questions back if you so desire. 😀

Snail Shell

Grandpa??? You talkin' bout my Daddy like that!??!??!?!?!!?


Ok, You tell me 'bout your ideal girl.

Other's feel free to jump in...looks like this thread has many different angles.. 😉


First date?

Pshhh... Hmm.. I've never done that whole 'dinner n a movie' thing..not my bag.

I'm more of a "Hey. Whatcha doin?" "Nothin you?" "Nothin. Wanna hang out?" "Sure." "Okay."

Then we do whatever...normally watch TV, shoot the shit, drive around.. grab some fast food.

I don't enjoy the formality of a 'date'..I like to chill. 🙂

 

[TKForce]

Ok, You tell me 'bout your ideal girl.

Other's feel free to jump in...looks like this thread has many different angles.. 😉

If any care about my idea of a perfect girl.
Not human because a FORCE OF NATURE needs one of it's own kind to be happy.

 

[TonyInMyThroat]

So, on the actual topic here.....😉

It's a good time to move on, but not forget what we've discussed. I'd like to add a comment on the idea of 'Thank God that's over' or some similar attitude.

Yeah, it was a bit of drama and it got pretty serious there.....but that's GOOD. Just speaking for myself here, it was obvious that the topic was on a lot of people's minds. It was something that people needed to discuss and get out. For all of the drama, I found it to be a healthy discussion that was warranted and important. we're dealing with a lot of emotions when we hang out in a place like this, or choose to have kink-minded people in our lives, to whatever extent we want that. There's a lot to deal with.

Being able to have open, honest discussions is what brings us closer together, or at least helps us understand one another. Accept each other. And "get on with the fascination". 😉

Proud to be a member of this board, folks.

If I didn't know better, I'd say that the Moderators spent the long weekend at a retreat where the subject was “how to influence the masses by encouraging thoughtful & intelligent posting through tag-team pacifistic moderation techniques”.

I applaud the effort, but sometimes just a good ol’ ass whoop’n is what’s really needed to obtain the desired result. *ducks for cover*

 

[venray]

If I didn't know better, I'd say that the Moderators spent the long weekend at a retreat where the subject was “how to influence the masses by encouraging thoughtful & intelligent posting through tag-team pacifistic moderation techniques”.

I applaud the effort, but sometimes just a good ol’ ass whoop’n is what’s really needed to obtain the desired result. *ducks for cover*

Nah..They were trying to enjoy the holiday weekend like normal folks, but we didnt wanna let them....

 

[Gothika]

ok i guess i will jump on the crackwagon here.well my perfet woman would be some one with a great personality,smart,funny,knows how to have a good time,nice just a all around good person.🙂 ok enough of the serious stuff and back to our regurly schedule program. in the news looks like the clishe stuff is done for now untill i start a new one

by the way crystal love your new sig pic

 

[AffectionateDan]

Its not like venray is leading some sort of spanish inquisition here....

NO ONE EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!
Amongst our weaponry are such diverse elements as: fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope, and nice red uniforms - Oh damn!

 

[terorizer]

"Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!!!!..

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[Snail Shell]

Ok, You tell me 'bout your ideal girl.

Other's feel free to jump in...looks like this thread has many different angles.. 😉


First date?

Pshhh... Hmm.. I've never done that whole 'dinner n a movie' thing..not my bag.

I'm more of a "Hey. Whatcha doin?" "Nothin you?" "Nothin. Wanna hang out?" "Sure." "Okay."

Then we do whatever...normally watch TV, shoot the shit, drive around.. grab some fast food.

I don't enjoy the formality of a 'date'..I like to chill. 🙂

I can totally see you being the kind of girl that doesn't do the whole old-fashioned thing. I'd still find a mini-putt course to take you though. 😉 lol

My ideal girl? Someone who understands that I'm not perfect. Laughs at my lame, lame sense of humour. She has to let me spoil her everyone once in a while. lol Animal lover a plus. 🙂

Lessee here. My turn... What's the drunkest you've ever been? 😀

Snail Shell

 

[-Hari-]

*Bangs crystal and RUNOFF`s heads together*

P.S

I flucking LOVE metallica!!! theyre drummers crap tho!

 

[CrystalLight]

*Bangs crystal and RUNOFF`s heads together*

P.S

I flucking LOVE metallica!!! theyre drummers crap tho!

OMG


BASK IN THE GLORY THAT IS THE GREAT LARS ULRICH!!!!!!!!!

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[CrystalLight]

Goth: Thanks, bro. 😀


Snail: HA! Okay... I was workin' at a hotel at tha time..we got to keep whatever the check-outs left behind...(I was 'bout 15.) ..Some broad left behind a half bottle of white wine.. It was 4th of July..so I took it.

Got home to my boyfriend at the time, an I decided it would be fun for me to spend the night drinking that AND mixing it with Green Apple Smirnoff (IKNOW.)

I was fuckin' blasted.

Won't touch wine again. The smell of it STILL makes me gag.


You?

 

[-Hari-]

OMG


BASK IN THE GLORY THAT IS THE GREAT LARS ULRICH!!!!!!!!!

yeah hes ok, but nothing special, and not very creative, its all very standard stuff.. he does what he does well but doesnt stand out like the rest of them do, dont get me wrong tho, im an UBER metallica fan regardless

 

[CrystalLight]

I luv ya HariBITCH!!!


NOW go vote in Dave2112's thread ! It's Metallica VS. Maiden...and..

METALLICA MUST WIN!!!!!!!

 

[Gothika]

Snail:[/B] HA! Okay... I was workin' at a hotel at tha time..we got to keep whatever the check-outs left behind...(I was 'bout 15.) ..Some broad left behind a half bottle of white wine.. It was 4th of July..so I took it.

Got home to my boyfriend at the time, an I decided it would be fun for me to spend the night drinking that AND mixing it with Green Apple Smirnoff (IKNOW.)

I was fuckin' blasted.

Won't touch wine again. The smell of it STILL makes me gag.

omg crystal is a theaf everone hide your boose lol

I luv ya HariBITCH!!!


NOW go vote in Dave2112's thread ! It's Metallica VS. Maiden...and..

METALLICA MUST WIN!!!!!!!

well that one is going to be close because they are both great bands.

 

[Snail Shell]

Goth: Thanks, bro. 😀


Snail: HA! Okay... I was workin' at a hotel at tha time..we got to keep whatever the check-outs left behind...(I was 'bout 15.) ..Some broad left behind a half bottle of white wine.. It was 4th of July..so I took it.

Got home to my boyfriend at the time, an I decided it would be fun for me to spend the night drinking that AND mixing it with Green Apple Smirnoff (IKNOW.)

I was fuckin' blasted.

Won't touch wine again. The smell of it STILL makes me gag.


You?

I'm a very tactile guy. To me, touching is a way of getting to know, regardless of the activity (jokes to yourself everyone). I learned however one night that I get much, much more tactile if I drink a 26oz bottle of Bailey's Irish Cream straight in about 2 hours.

Why would you do that to yourself? you ask? Because I'm Snail Shell and I do everything the wrong way. Friends, tickling community, drinking: ur doin it rong....

After falling into a semi-hallucinogenic state (not far from my normal headspace actually), I decided to meander around the party giving random hugs and, uh, 'else' to everyone. Male or female. Familiar or stranger. It didn't matter. You got hugged at the least.

No sickness. No hangover to be sure. I did however shit out a brick of cheese the next morning. 😛

Next question: What is the one thing in your life that you are most proud of?

Snail Shell

 

[Gothika]

Goth: Thanks, bro. 😀

bro? omg are u my long lost sister?