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Odd questions thread

It doesn't. The whole entire universe is the limit.

What is at the center of the universe?
 
A McDonald's

Why doesn't officer big Mac simply arrest the hamburgler
 
Because if he did, he'd be out of a job.

Why did Taco Bell get rid of that talking Chihuahua?
 
They ground him up and sold him as a taco by mistake. But then people loved it, so now all their tacos are just ground-up chihuahuas.
...Don't tell me you'd be surprised if that were true. XD

Who exactly is Wendy?
 
Because Kroc bought it from the McDonald brothers when it was a small local chain of hamburger joints and he kept the old name.

Where is the center of the universe?
 
That way.

How many licks does it really take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop?
 
1 2 3 CHOMP, sorry pal the world can't know...yet

Are you erooooosed
 
Not at present, no.

How many dogs can fit inside an old VW beetle? :dog: :dog:
 
2 Big dogs and a puppy,

Women is trapped in and elevator vent, feet laying in front of you, what do you do
 
The obvious, tickle them. :feets:

Why do cats always land on their feet when falling? :cat:
 
So other cats cant tickle there feet

How do you boogie woogie
 
Most of it is in my freezer right now. 😀

Why does bread always fall buttered-side down?
 
Cuz that side weighs more.

Why are pinkie toes called that, when all ten toes are pinkish...?
 
Because they are the first pink toe that you see, if you begin looking at the outside edge of the foot. :feets:

Why do most people have five toes on each foot?
 
Cause 6 toes would be strange

Why did arachnid skip my question
 
He was born cool and nothing he did since then was uncool. 😀

Who was the first cool person ever?
 
Me, no one before me was cool enough to considered cool

Would I make a badass 80s action movie hero
 
Mid to late 80s perhaps. Definitely not 83 or earlier though.

If you saw justin bieber and kim kardashian were drowning and you only had time to save one of them, what kind of sandwich would you make?
 
At least two; if it were just one, it wouldn't make cents. XD

Why is changing a light bulb the go-to simple task for jokes, anyway...?
 
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