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[critterlord]

Of course my teddy bear is sentient. He talks to me and the Jelly Beings alot, but it is real hard sometimes to understand him, due to his heavy russian accent.

He also keeps making long distant calls to someone called Helga the Cuddly Cutthroat when I am not at home.

I don't think a teddy bear forum would be a good idea, because teddy bears have such clumsy hands, they can't type very well.

Long Live the Jelly Being Rebellion Long Live the Jelly Being Rebellion Long Live the Jelly Being Rebellion

 

[critterlord]

Okay, right now, I get Alaska, and Venray gets Georgia. Anyone else want to join our cause and lay claim to a hunk of land. They're going fast!

 

[Prime]

Hell Ven i sell ya georgia now for cents on the dollar. 😀


Ya know i'm not sure what disturbs me more...the fact that jelly beings are bent on ruling the world..or the fact that so many grown men here have teddy bears. 😱

 

[critterlord]

Or what is even more freaky, is the Jelly Beings are joining with the Teddy Bear Commandos. And the Jelly Beings don't want to rule the world. They just want to take it over, and let us humans rule wisely, knowing that should we ever become unjust rulers, the Jelly Beings would come back to set things right!

 

[kurchatovium]

I think eventually my teddy bear will evolve fingers then he could type. Does your teddy bear evolve?

 

[Limeoutsider]

I want Ohio!

 

[critterlord]

You got it, Lime Girl.

PS, the Lime flavored Jelly Being is requesting a date from you.

 

[Limeoutsider]

Can I have more than one state? If so, I also want Mississippi.

Tell the Lime Jelly bean that he may date the Lime lifesaver (although I dont think they will be able to procreate)

 

[critterlord]

I am sorry, Lime, but to get more than one state, you must contribute something to the cause. Venray has banners, so he can have two states.

Also, of course Jelly Beings and Lifesavers can procreate. Haven't you seen the jelly livesavers in stores...

Hey, what a great idea. If our Jelly Beings and Lifesavers procreate, then we can build an army of invincible Jellysavers to continue the quest to conquer the world.

Lime, consider yourself a contributor. Mississippi is yours.

 

[Prime]

I've noticed that no one seems to be jumping at the dakota's. They would seem to be low maintance states. 😀

 

[critterlord]

Yeah, low maintence and low appeal.

Join us Prime, and earn your own land!!!

 

[Limeoutsider]

Are you offering to take the Dakotas?

 

[critterlord]

Who, me? I like nothing about the Dakota states. I don't know why, I just do.

 

[Prime]

I have no interest in the dakota's i was just wondering. 🙂

As for joining the rebellion i fear i cant. Its against my religion whatever that may be. If there doesnt happen to be a religion forbidding it then i shall create one..then join it. So i have to decline.

 

[critterlord]

Pleasssssssseeee! The little Jelly Beings were so excited about having Prime joining the Rebellion. Have a heart, and a spleen, I really don't need my spleen.

 

[venray]

For state # 2 I shall take......Virginia.....

 

[Prime]

I still have to decline critterlord..man if i had a dollar for everytime someone offered me there spleen to join a jelly being rebellion then i would have....well just a dollar..thats kinda scarey.


On another note why do i have the feeling that when Ven..i mean if Ven gets control of Georgia he is going to raise my rent?

Ven ole friend..ole buddy....heh...

 

[kurchatovium]

Do Jelly beans fight for truth and justice?

 

[critterlord]

Of course they fight for truth and justice, as well as the freedom of all candy kind.

I have just recieved word that Big Foot, the Loch Ness Monster, Elivs, Jimmy Hoffa, and Bob have joined our sacred mission.

Go, go, Jelly Rangers!!!

 

[His Divine Shadow]

The jelly bean armies are assembled and await your orders, Commander Critterlord.

P.S. Can I have the moon or does it have to be a state?

"Our cause is just. Our minds are set. Our people are ready. We shall rise up and throw off the tyranny that binds us. WE ARE THE JELLY BEANS!!!"

 

[His Divine Shadow]

Never mind about the land, I just remembered that I alredy have my own universe to command. You can use it as a staging area for the jelly bean armies.

Also, I have a large stockpile of heavy weapons available for use. Many are jelly bean sized. (I once had an army of Midget Ewoks, and I mean smaller than normal Ewoks.)

 

[critterlord]

Perfect!! Every thing helps. With the Jelly Beings speed and your obviously overpowered firepower, the world will crumble in a matter of days!!!

 

[His Divine Shadow]

We shall be victorious!!! Come my armies of darkness, we march today!!

*A massive fleet of transports and warships departs the capitol planet and heads for earth, with an army of evil, 10 trillion strong, contained within.*

No one shall stop our crusade!!!

 

[critterlord]

Is this army of Darkness against us, or with us, or is it our own army? If it is with us or our own army, it isn't evil. Jelly Beings fight for truth and justice!

 

[His Divine Shadow]

It's my army. I shall temporarily designate it the army for the liberation ratification, preservation, and stagnation of the freedom of jelly beans everywhere.