offer Chris some advice

[chrisheaven]

I walked into a bar yesterday....................................................................................................................................................and it hurt................................................................it was an IRON bar!!

 

[milagros317]

More advice: Don't wrestle with a hungry crocodile. 😀

 

[chrisheaven]

enough with the advice already

 

[Dr. Bill Kobb]

When in a rowdy pub, always try to sit with your back to the wall.

 

[kered]

Don't mix acids and bases.

 

[TKpervert]

Don't spend your evenings dredging up ancient posts like Dr. Kobb 😀

 

[milagros317]

Don't poke a hungry tiger in the eye with a stick, Chris. 😀

 

[chrisheaven]

Thanks for all the great advice

 

[kered]

Don't run with scissors.

 

[chrisheaven]

too late with that last bit of advice

 

[milagros317]

Don't poke a hungry lion in the eye with a stick, either. 😀

 

[General Zod]

Don't eat yellow snow

You don't tug on Superman's cape

You don't spit into the wind

You don't pull the mask on the ole Lone Ranger

And you don't mess around with Jim

 

[milagros317]

Don't poke a hungry leopard in the eye with a stick, either. 😀

 

[isabeau]

and dont mess with me, or you will end up with a punch. i have a mean left hook just ask the Doc

isabeau

 

[General Zod]

Don't whizz on the electric fence

Eat a carrot 😀

 

[milagros317]

Don't touch the third rail in the subway. 😀

 

[General Zod]

and dont mess with me, or you will end up with a punch. i have a mean left hook just ask the Doc

isabeau

I double dog dare you to mess with Isabeau 😛 😛

 

[isabeau]

I double dog dare you to mess with Isabeau 😛 😛

oo and chris is in soo much trouble if he eats any of those vorpal bunnies, such as the Doc was suggesting a while back.....

isabeau

 

[milagros317]

Never, never, never count your money while riding the subway. 😱

 

[kered]

Don't check a gas can with a lighted match.

 

[milagros317]

Never follow a bouncing ball into traffic. 😀

 

[General Zod]

Don't mess with the vorpal bunnies 😀 😀

 

[milagros317]

Don't urinate in elevators (which you would call lifts). 😀

 

[kered]

Don't urinate into the wind either.

 

[isabeau]

dont pee in public, remember what happened to seinfeld...

isabeau