Official TMF Complaint Thread

[amk714]

#5052: I'm complaining that TKpervert didn't edit the numbers of his complaints, and I'm politically incorrect, so don't complain about that. 😀

 

[Mimi]

#5053 - I wish to complain that I have an overwhelming desire to bite TKpervert all of a sudden.....

 

[TKpervert]

#5054 I'm complaining that I have no control over replies that cross at the speed of light in cyberspace, and prefer to move forwards rather than dwell on past mishaps.

OK, ready Mimi... bite me !!! 😀

 

[K-Skate417]

#5055: The number 5051 was skipped 😛 And there are two 5049 numbered complaints.

 

[TKpervert]

#5056 Skate's missive was a statement, not a complaint, and is now relegated to the statement board. This frees up #5051 on the complaint board which I now claim as my own and apply to complaint #5049 bumping it to #5050 thereby
making #5051 god damn legit and I really really don't wanna hear any thing more about this &*^%$$ inconsequenscial, or how ever ya spellit, bullshit so just drop it and bite me and I'm going to bed now.

oh yeah.. sorry, this was a complaint .. #5056

 

[Mimi]

LMAO!

#5057 - I wish to complain that TKpervert made me laugh and left me confused, far too early in the morning!

Oh yeah.... *chomp!*

 

[Mimi]

#5058 - I further wish to complain that after being completely snow free all fall thus far, we are now buried under a foot of WHITE SHIT after last nights blizzard.

 

[natural tickler]

#5059

I wish to complain that Muck Muck should not be complaining about the weather, given where she lives.... 🙄 😛


NT, now running away before he gets tickled/whapped into oblivion

 

[His Divine Shadow]

#5060: MadameMonkery has begun her seemingly endless stream of winter complaints yet again. TIme to break out the ear plugs...😛

 

[milagros317]

#5061: I complain that it is raining here now. 🙁

 

[blondie46]

#5062 I wish to complain about my cleaning lady's husband. She is expecting a baby and he is partying.

 

[amk714]

#5063: I wish to complain that I didn't win the lottery, but I know it's silly to do so, because I have no control over what numbers are drawn, only which ones I choose, unless I decide to Quick Pick them, of course. 😀

 

[chicago]

#5064: I wish to complain that Mimi sent her snowstorm to Chicago

#5065: I ALSO wish to complain that some of these complaints left me confused and in pain.

 

[BaneDaemon]

#5066 (technically)

I wish to complain about people who actually get snow, as opposed to the sout'ern eastern hemisphere. Give me snow up to my waist anyday, as opposed to blistering weather and clothes that somehow shrink as I'm wearing them because of the consequential sweat.

 

[TKpervert]

#5067 DAMN the winds are picking up here (22:42 PST 11/17 for those that really care). Blowin at least 17 mph right now.

No snow. No rain. No sleet. 76 degrees. Just sorta noisey.

AMK, we're gonna be losing some roofing material tonight.

MODS: please move this POS to the 'pissy comment' thread, it's a little weak to qualify as a complaint.

 

[unit5610]

#5068 I wish to complain that it's a beautiful late fall day and I'm stuck inside doing a project for school.

 

[His Divine Shadow]

#5069: Now that the temperature has dropped, I am cold. Before, I was hot. I wish to complain that my body needs to pick one and stick with it.

 

[milagros317]

#5070: I wish to complain that it got quite cold here today. 🙁

 

[datickler]

.....

I wish to complain that I dont have a sig yet.....wait, I suppose I should ask for one first...Mimi, could u pleeeease, please, please with....ummm....stuff on top...make me a sig 😀

 

[milagros317]

#5071: I wish to complain that it is now raining. 🙁

 

[amk714]

#5073: I wish to complain that Datickler should PM Mimi if he wants a new sig, instead of complaining about it in this thread. 😀

#5074: I also wish to complain that Datickler didn't number his complaint, which is why I numbered my first complaint #5073 instead of #5072. 😛

 

[milagros317]

#5075: I complain that 14-year-old boys who are being seduced by their very beautiful 25-year-old woman teachers [suich as happened in Florida recently] did not include me by my HS English teacher about 30 years ago. 😛

 

[amk714]

#5076: I wish to complain that no beautiful woman has ever tried to seduce me (of course, why would she want to? 😛), even though I wouldn't mind it, especially if she's ticklish.

 

[milagros317]

#5077: I complain that it is very cold here today. 🙁

 

[amk714]

#5078: I wish to complain that even though I'm a meat-eater, I still feel sorry for all the turkeys around this time of the year. 🙁 😛