Official TMF Complaint Thread

[milagros317]

#5335: I complain that I have a dentist's appointment today. 🙁

 

[Dr. Bill Kobb]

Complaint de Jour:

It really gripes my ass that more Japanese tickling videos aren't available to us gaijin. I cherish the few I've run across, but see box-cover art for new ones and just go, "Damn!".

 

[milagros317]

#5336: I complain that it was too cold today. 🙁

 

[Mitchell]

#5337-I Wish to Complain That Norton Antivirus Gave Me The Day From All Hell With My Computer Yesterday, and Such Problems Took Hours To Fix!

Mitch

 

[milagros317]

#5338: I complain that it is still winter. 🙁

 

[TicklishLurker]

I'd like to complain that the very first post that started this thread by Mimi contains a red X rather then an image.

I'd also like to complain of the lack of "I'm having something that begins with an O because I'm so ding dang happy" smilies.

 

[TKpervert]

# ???? I'm complaining that TicklishLurker has no clue that this thread is almost three freekin years old.

 

[TKpervert]

# ???? I'm complaining that TicklishLurker is having an orgasm all alone and is leaving the rest of us sitting here playing with ourselves.

 

[TKpervert]

# ???? I'm complaining that our venerable numbering system is so &^**&! whacked out that I haven't a clue how to number my complaint.

 

[milagros317]

#5339: I complain that I'm tired. 🙁

 

[TicklishLurker]

# ???? I'm complaining that TicklishLurker is having an orgasm all alone and is leaving the rest of us sitting here playing with ourselves.

Yeah well, I wish to complain that all my orgams from the age of 24/25 have come from a vibrator, not another human being and that I have forgotten what it's like to be touched "down there" by another human being for purposes other then medical examinations.

I'd also like to complain that Kered hasn't said if he read my stories yet, even after I took all the time to look them up and PM him the URLs. Not to mention Mastertank1's amazing story "Captive Of The Witchfinder General" which stars none other then ME! *pouts* And I've been so wanting to hear from him on the subject.

 

[ticklishscribe]

While I can't assist you with your second complaint...

The first one is within my sphere of influence and so I would be delighted to assist you in remembering and more.

Yeah well, I wish to complain that all my orgams from the age of 24/25 have come from a vibrator, not another human being and that I have forgotten what it's like to be touched "down there" by another human being for purposes other then medical examinations.

I'd also like to complain that Kered hasn't said if he read my stories yet, even after I took all the time to look them up and PM him the URLs. Not to mention Mastertank1's amazing story "Captive Of The Witchfinder General" which stars none other then ME! *pouts* And I've been so wanting to hear from him on the subject.

 

[milagros317]

#5340: I complain that it's still cold here. 🙁

 

[StockedAndGagged]

I believe this is complaint #1 for me; I don't like how you have to wait a minute between posts...I know why its necessary; but for crazy people like Miracles and I, its just sad. 🙂

CH

 

[milagros317]

#5341: I complain that all of the foods that I like to eat are fattening. 🙁

 

[ticklingfeet4fu]

#5342: I wish to complain that bad things are happening to good friends.

 

[TKpervert]

#5343 I'm complaining that my putting sucks.

 

[Pokey]

#5344 I am complaining the ulgy weather in Michigan

 

[ticklingfeet4fu]

#5345: I wish to complain that I can't sleep.

 

[tulipangel]

#5346: I wish to complain cause as of right now I can't go to NEST 🙁

 

[ticklingfeet4fu]

#5347: I wish to complain that I am hungry right now. 🙁

 

[Pokey]

#5348 Its now time to go to bed, 😀

 

[tulipangel]

#5349:I am not tired and its gonna kill my whole day tomorrow!

 

[SmileyTkls]

#5350: Tulip's not asleep and not near enough to tickle her feet since she's awake!

 

[tulipangel]

#5351: I have no one to f*ckin tickle me! Im about to go nuts (yes I said about to... Im not there YET)