You want evil? You got it:
I slap around babies just for the fun of it. I laugh at the misfortunes of others, then make those misfortunes worse. I have been either the evil one, the bad ass, or the psycho, in every online quiz I have taken. I have been hospitalized for insanity, but, sadly, the hospital staff was no longer with us come morning.

I have this strange desire to mutilate small, furry, defenseless creatures. My favorite characters in all media types are the evil ones. I am so evil, I have been known to turn people into mindless demons just by coming within a mile of them. I often think about how easy it would be to slaughter the population of the earth and simply live alone, in the darknessssssss..... I own the anarchist's cookbook.
😀 I laugh at the times when the innocent are killed, maimed, mutilated, or simply squashed by a steamroller. When kitties are stuck in trees, I throw rocks at them. My eighth grade math teacher and my ninth grade guidance counseler both thought I was in need of mental help. I have an semi-automatic, 12 round shotgun, called a Streetsweeper. (Two guesses as to why it's called that. I have the most fun when people are screaming in pain/fear of what I will do or what I have already done. I enjoy taking candy from babies.

When I go outside (infrequently), storms gather. (I'm serious.) I am most happy when people are slaughtering each other at my feet.....
Need more? Just ask.
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