Ohhhh what te hell

[texastickler]

Which math class are you driving to the campus for?

College Mathmatics. It is really Algebra. It has been 20 years since my last Algebra class so I think and instructor would be good.

 

[Helena]

How are you this fine evening?

 

[Helena]

What was the last thing you tried on in a fitting room that made your moobs look large, your tummy look flabby, and your feet look clownishly large?
Have you ever worn a wet suit?

 

[Helena]

What is your favorite children's book?

 

[Helena]

Have you ever had an unusual pet?

 

[Helena]

What's your favorite position sexually?

 

[Helena]

How is the weather down there right now? 😀

 

[Helena]

What kind of activity do you engage in during a full moon?

 

[texastickler]

How are you this fine evening?

I am doing splendid my dear. Have you seen your ask me thread yet?

What was the last thing you tried on in a fitting room that made your moobs look large, your tummy look flabby, and your feet look clownishly large?
Have you ever worn a wet suit?

The last thing I can think of was a sleeveless tee shirt I thought was awesome. It did not fit so well. 🙂

I have never worn a wet suit.

What is your favorite children's book?

My favorite when I was younger was a book by Gordan Korman called, "I want to go home." I still laugh when I read it.

Have you ever had an unusual pet?

The most unusual pets I have had was a rat. 4 of them to be exact. I loved those little critters.

 

[texastickler]

What's your favorite position sexually?

Not sure I have a favorite exactly. Whatever gives my partner goo pleasure is what I use.

How is the weather down there right now? 😀

Was in the 70's today. Wonderful. It will be high humidity and in the 90's the next couple of days.

What kind of activity do you engage in during a full moon?

Reading. Love to read when it is raining or when there is a full moon. When I am not turning into an evil maniac that is. 😀

 

[Helena]

Where is my playmate?

 

[Helena]

Has the heat ever made you lose your appetite?

 

[Helena]

Have you ever tried on a pink wig?

 

[Helena]

Has it ever taken your publicist more time than it should have to respond to the allegations that you are a good lee...in spite of your claims that you aren't?

 

[Helena]

How big is your collection of porn? Do you need to round your answer to the nearest GB?

 

[Jagermeistered]

What weekend are you heading to Vegas? We must meet, and communicate without typing.

 

[Helena]

How much do you enjoy performing for others? Have you ever videotaped yourself doing a strip tease? May I view it?

 

[Helena]

What weekend are you heading to Vegas? We must meet, and communicate without typing.

The three of us will have such a good time.

 

[Jagermeistered]

The three of us will have such a good time.

Really! Sweet!

 

[texastickler]

Where is my playmate?

If you mean me, I is here now. Where are you?

Has the heat ever made you lose your appetite?

I have seen things that would gag the Roto-Rooter man and I have never lost my appetite.

Have you ever tried on a pink wig?

No. But I have tried on a multi colored one with pink in it. 😀

Has it ever taken your publicist more time than it should have to respond to the allegations that you are a good lee...in spite of your claims that you aren't?

Well. Someone will have to test and see if I am a good lee. 😉

How big is your collection of porn? Do you need to round your answer to the nearest GB?

I am not sure I have that much...YET!

What weekend are you heading to Vegas? We must meet, and communicate without typing.

I arrive Friday the 10th of June. Very early in the morning. I will be there until late Saturday night or until Sunday morning. Would love to meet you brother.

How much do you enjoy performing for others? Have you ever videotaped yourself doing a strip tease? May I view it?

LOL! I LOVE performing for others. I have zero humility. I do have humanity though. I am not sure it would be very humane to do a strip tease. 😀

The three of us will have such a good time.

Really! Sweet!

Yeah! That would be so awesome.

 

[Jagermeistered]

Sounds good Texas!

 

[texastickler]

Sounds good Texas!

I will contact you next week. Maybe we can meet for breakfast or something.

 

[Helena]

Where's my playmate? 😀

 

[texastickler]

Where's my playmate? 😀

Here I am! If you mean me of course. 😀

 

[Helena]

Are you getting ready for my Memorial Day visit? Did you get my list of my dietary needs that I sent you? I prefer a 600 thread count on my sheets when I'm your guest, ok?