texastickler
Level of Blackberry Feather
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Did you just call my inquisitive nature a bomb? Oh no you didn't!
Oh yes I did!😀 I do not mind though.
Did you just call my inquisitive nature a bomb? Oh no you didn't!
YO! just wanted to say hello friend. I haven't been on often. how are you and did you enjoy the rockin olympics?
Can you believe Helena is in on the bombing action?!I love it!
You're an awesome guy, did you know that? 😛 😀
Have you ever been to an outdoor pig roast? If so, did you actually taste the pig after it was cooked? 😀
Have you ever worn socks that come up past your knees with a wife-beater tee shirt and Bruce Jenner nut huggers? If so, is there photographic evidence of that event? 😀
When you go to sleep at night, does the warden leave the light on?![]()
How many minutes of yard time do you get on a normal day?![]()
Have you ever escaped from prison?![]()
Do you own a pair of leather pants?
Do you like hard-boiled eggs?![]()
Did you go to your high school prom?![]()
Can I decorate your toenails with pink nailpolish?
Describe how the pig was cooked.
In the ground surrounded by banana leaves.
When you do that, don't go near a mirror. If it breaks, that's 7 years bad luck.
I am bad luck. Maybe breaking a mirror will reverse it!😀
What is the name of the warden?
Mr. Wiggles!
What amenities does your solitary cell come with?
Four walls and and a curtain with no window. The guard are funny that way! I have a potty too!
Gosh, guy, that's a bummer! Have you ever been strip searched at the airport?
No. Not yet.
On prom night, did you lose your virginity?
No I did not.
*Ding, Dong*
Tom, your pedicure procedurist is here! Do you want to pick your color out, or shall I do it?
Have you ever been convicted of parking in a handicapped zone?
Nope. I only park in those spots when with my father.
Have you ever had a waterballoon fight?
Many Times!!!!
Have you ever had a pillow fight?
Many Times!!!!
Have you ever eaten pizza with no crust?
No!
Have you ever used a ped egg?
NO. I almost bought on once though.
Have you ever painted a fence?
Yes!
Have you ever purchased a diamond ring?
hy yes I have.
What is your most ticklish spot, and why do you think that?
My back. Because it is. Pure hell.
Have you ever given or received flowers on Valentines Day?
No.
Do you like stand-up comedy?
I notice that Helena is keeping you busy. Did you celebrate Texas Independence Day yesterday?
So what are you taking for that cold?
Orange Juice and a good cough medicine. I might be getting bronchitis. I get that about twice a year.