How long can you stand on one leg?
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Do you have a ready supply of pens on your desk?
What do you think about lap top computers?
Do you have a mask to wear on dates?
Do you have a cape on your super hero costume?
What do you want for your birthday?
Hot tub time machine: Thumbs up or thumbs down?
What do you think I'm doing right now?
Do you think paying bills online is a good idea?
Do you own a fire extinguisher?
How are things out your way today? Any exciting plans for the weekend?
Whatcha up to cutie?
What kind of mood are you in? Are you feeling good?
I've got a cootchie-coo for you. Where would you like it?
What did you mean when you said that at your stage in life you aren't wanting anything for your birthday? You just haven't realized that you DESIRE a five-day thread bomb!
I hear you are publishing a book. What is it about? Am I in it?
What is your preferred outfit to be tickled in? Does it include the always perfect Bruce Jenner nut-huggers?
Has it been five days yet?