Ohhhh what te hell

[deadlywiffeathr]

Got any tatts, Tex!!? Be honest now 😛

 

[ticklishangel52]

THIS IS MY 900TH POST!!!!!! ONLY 100 LEFT!!!!!

Are you happy I chose your thread for my 900th post?

 

[texastickler]

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

I have absolutely no idea!😎

Whatever happened to Preparations A through G?

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

Successfully failed!

Can you get cavities in your dentures from using too much artificial sweetner?

Yes!😀

Why do you call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, yet call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your ass?

Because the the asteroid and the hemorroid were named by a paranoid droid named Lloyd!

If you cross a four leaf clover with poison ivy, would you get a rash of good luck?

Ummmmmm..... Yes?

If a no-armed man has a gun, is he armed?

Sur! Whay not?

What is the one, single food that you would never give up?

M&M's of course!

 

[texastickler]

What is your weirdest "quirk"?

That is a very good question! I will have to think on this one a bit!

Have you ever gone cow-tipping?

Nope! Never tipped a cow! They do not spend money anyway!

When you're caught "between a rock and a hard place", is the rock not hard?

That is the irony of the statement!

Why do we say we're head over heels when we're happy? Isn't that the way we normally are?

Some of us!😀

How come you can kill a deer and put it up on your wall, but it's illegal to keep one as a pet?

I do not know why anyone would do that is the first place!!!!

When your photo is taken for your driver's license, why do they tell you to smile? If you are stopped by the police and asked for your license, are you going to be smiling?

I always smile! It is just the way I am!🙂

Why are the numbers on a calculator and a phone reversed?

To confuse those that are creatures of habit!

If nobody buys a ticket to a movie do they still show it?

Sure! The operator must have somethig to do!

Why do they call it "getting your dog fixed" if afterwards it doesn't work anymore?

That is all I have to say!

 

[texastickler]

Doesn't a lightning rod on top of church show a lack of faith?

Is "vice-versa" to a dyslexic just plain redundant?

Yes! I would say it is!

On Gilligan's Island, how did Ginger have so many different outfits when they were only going on a 3 hour tour?

If they are like my sister, I can see it!

What happens when you put a lightsaber in water?

According to the books they woll go out!

If you had a three story house and were in the second floor, isn't it possible that you can be upstairs and downstairs at the same time?

Yes! That has been me many times!

If people with one arm go to get their nails done, do they pay half price?

They had better!!!!!!!!😱

If an escalator breaks down, does it become stairs?

Yes! That is all!

Why don't woodpeckers get headaches when they slam their head on a tree all day?

 

[texastickler]

Why Does Pluto Live in a dog house, eat dog food, etc., but Goofy, who is also a dog, lives in a condo and drives a car?

He is smarter!

Are children who act in rated 'R' movies allowed to see them?

No! That would be just wrong!!!!

What is the last thing you watched on TV?

NBA Basketball!

Do you remember your dreams?

Sometimes!😎

What is on the walls of the room you are in?

A family picture amd a few floral patterns!

What is the last film you saw?

It has been so long that I do not know!

If you could change something about your home, without worry about expense or mess, what would you do?

The carpet! The stuff sucks ass!

If you won the lottery, how long would you wait to tell people?

Until I had the money in hand!

 

[texastickler]

How many rings before you answer the phone?

Until the answering machine picks it up!😉

Have you ever tried to burn an ant with a magnifying glass?

When I was a little boy!

If you were on death row, what would your last meal be?

A fart sandwich! Because that would be funny!

What are you going to do to TicklingNemesis for all of her thread bombing?😀

I kind of deserve this one! I will plot a new course of bombings though!

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop?

48!

What's the first thing you notice on a woman?

Her face!

What's your favorite boy name?

Horsefly!😀

 

[texastickler]

What's your favorite girl name?

Skeeter!

If you HAD to change your name, what would you change it to?

Horsefly!

How old were you when you had your first beer?

Well, I was eight. It was only a few sips though!

What three countries do you want to visit the most?

Ireland. Germany and Scotland!

Do you agree revenge is a dish best served cold?

You betcha!

Got any tatts, Tex!!? Be honest now 😛

Nope! Never even wanted one!

THIS IS MY 900TH POST!!!!!! ONLY 100 LEFT!!!!!

Are you happy I chose your thread for my 900th post?

You bet! I think that is awesome!

 

[Sweed]

Hi Tex! 😀 How are you? 🙂

 

[Pokey]

Hey Texax Tom, I am getting thirsty, you getting ready???

 

[texastickler]

Hi Tex! 😀 How are you? 🙂

Hello there you sweet little thing you! I am fine and ready to fly north soon! How are you?

Hey Texax Tom, I am getting thirsty, you getting ready???

My friend! I am as thirsty as I ever will be! I am looking forward to this weekend and believe me I am ready! I have offered my services to Lee as well so I will see what she might have for me to do! I want to get as much from my first time as I can!

 

[Sweed]

Hello there you sweet little thing you! I am fine and ready to fly north soon! How are you?

Sounds great! 😀 When does it start, is it thursday or friday? 🙂

I'm not very well actually, since I went out for a graduation party yesterday. It was fun 😀, but the whole day-after-thing you know. ^^ At least I didn't got a huge hangover. 😉

 

[paracarl44]

Are you packing your bags for NEST yet?

 

[Pokey]

Do you have an isle seat,window seat, or tweener?

 

[deadlywiffeathr]

Have a beer for me at NEST, will ya?

 

[texastickler]

Sounds great! 😀 When does it start, is it thursday or friday? 🙂

I'm not very well actually, since I went out for a graduation party yesterday. It was fun 😀, but the whole day-after-thing you know. ^^ At least I didn't got a huge hangover. 😉

It starts Friday! I will be there Thursday afternoon though! Looking forward to all the fun! Glad you do not have a hang over! Be a good girl!

Are you packing your bags for NEST yet?

Yep! I have a few more things to pack! I am off tomorrow to get a new book for the plane!

Do you have an isle seat,window seat, or tweener?

Not sure! I said any! I will know when I get there I guess!

Have a beer for me at NEST, will ya?

I will do just that! Leafy and I will give you a toast! Then one to Quirk-Ville!

 

[paracarl44]

Are you leaving on Thursday so you don't get stuck at Memphis Airport, like Buggy does?

 

[Sweed]

Why would you get stuck at Memphis Airport? xD

 

[texastickler]

Are you leaving on Thursday so you don't get stuck at Memphis Airport, like Buggy does?

Leaving Thursday with no layovers! 3 hour 20 minute flight!

Why would you get stuck at Memphis Airport? xD

I am not sure! Buggy might be prone to crazy stuff!

 

[Big_Dogg85]

Have you pulled all of those horseshoes out of your ass yet?
Do you have any left in there?

Your Wings got really lucky dude so count ur blessings for now they face the team they can beat: the Sharks!

 

[texastickler]

Have you pulled all of those horseshoes out of your ass yet?
Do you have any left in there?

Your Wings got really lucky dude so count ur blessings for now they face the team they can beat: the Sharks!

So true my man! The Wings tonight played like I expect them too! That is how they win! I have no Idead where that has been! The Coyotes played great hockey though! BTW, I was pulling more than horseshoes out of my ass on this one! On to San Jose and the Guppies!

 

[Big_Dogg85]

So true my man! The Wings tonight played like I expect them too! That is how they win! I have no Idead where that has been! The Coyotes played great hockey though! BTW, I was pulling more than horseshoes out of my ass on this one! On to San Jose and the Guppies!

Octopi vs. Shark, who wins?

If fishing for Sharks, what to use as bait? hmmmm... well if one of the other players' wife or girlfriend is really hot you could tie her to a fishing line, dangle her in front of Dany Heatley and watch the locker room turmoil commence. 😛 😀

 

[texastickler]

Octopi vs. Shark, who wins?

If fishing for Sharks, what to use as bait? hmmmm... well if one of the other players' wife or girlfriend is really hot you could tie her to a fishing line, dangle her in front of Dany Heatley and watch the locker room turmoil commence. 😛 😀

LOL! This will be a tough series for sure! If the Wings will do the same thing they did tonight they will have No problem with the sharks! San Jose has a great offense but their defense falls short at times!

 

[Sweed]

I am not sure! Buggy might be prone to crazy stuff!

Lol. xD
Why would that happen in Memphis btw? I thought NEST was in Pennsylvania? :O

 

[Sweed]

Oh, and do you have any suggestions on how I can be able to read the word "Memphis" without getting the song "Walking in Memphis" stuck in my head? xD