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[Angel77]

If you can be a Disney character, who would you be and why?

 

[Angel77]

For the impending zombie apocalypse, what will be your weapon of choice and why?

 

[Angel77]

Are you happy that there's gonna be more questions even still?

 

[Angel77]

If there was only one Papa Smurf and Smurfette is his daughter, where did all the other Smurfs come from?

 

[Angel77]

If you could travel anywhere in the world, where would you go first and why?

 

[Angel77]

If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?

 

[Angel77]

When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?

 

[Angel77]

Do you know that bombing my thread was a mistake and that revenge is always sweet?

 

[Angel77]

How come no one ever says, "It's only a game" when their team is winning?

 

[Angel77]

What treatment would you seek if you were addicted to therapy?

 

[Angel77]

Are you a morning person or a night owl?

 

[Angel77]

When you were a kid, what did you want to be when you grew up?

 

[Angel77]

Do you have any phobias?

 

[Angel77]

Which is the best vacation you’ve ever had?

 

[Angel77]

What is the speed of dark?

 

[Angel77]

And do you know I'm laughing at the very thought of your face once you see this thread?

Bye now!

 

[Angel77]

Oh, did you rest well?

 

[texastickler]

At a movie theater which arm rest is yours?

All of them. Love me some arm rest!

Do dentists go to other dentists or do they just do it themselves?

They teach the nighbor kid how to do it.

If a kid refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?

Yes! 10 years in prison and no cookies and milk!!!!

Are eyebrows considered facial hair?

Yes. Which means you have facial hair.

How can something be "new" and "improved"? if it's new, what was it improving on?

Well, the New thing was like sort of getting improved on by way of the old new thing and........... I have no damned idea.

Why are the little styrofoam pieces called peanuts?

Well, if your drunk enough....

Do siamese twins pay for one ticket or two tickets when they go to movies and concerts?

They pay for one ticket unless they have two butts.😀

If a nursing mother had her nipples pierced would the milk come out of all three holes?

That would be super sweet.

Why do we sing "Rock a bye baby" to lull a baby to sleep when the song is about putting your baby in a tree and letting the wind crash the cradle on the ground?

Scare them into fainting I guess. Then they will be asleep.

Why do dogs like the smell of other dogs butts?

Who doesn't!

What happens if a queen gives birth to a pair of siamese twins? Who gets to be king?

The oldest head.

Enjoying your time so far? 😀

Oh you betcha'!

 

[texastickler]

How much deeper would the ocean be if sponges didn't grow in it?

342.84 feet deeper.

At what point in man's evolution did he start wiping his ass?

Who wipes there ass?

Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh ever get stung by the bees he messes with?

He is a stuffed bear. He would not feel it.

Can you still say "Put it where the sun don't shine " on a nude beach?

Oh you betcha'!

What do people in China call their good plates?

They say, "get out the good Hungarian."

If someone owns a piece of land, do they own it all the way to the center of the earth?

Why yes they do.

Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?

Sure. Dead people have feelings too.

Do you know that I very much approve of Angel's action here? Carry on then! 😀

You know that I do not give a shit what you think about Angels actions? LOL!

How does Freddy Kruger wipe his butt?

Very carefully.

Yay for me!

Payback my friend, payback.

That being said.............

Is "vice-versa" to a dyslexic just plain redundant?

I guess so. I'm not dyslexic and everything is redundant to me.

Is "vice-versa" to a dyslexic just plain redundant?

That was redundant.

If there's an exception to every rule, is there an exception to that rule?

Of course. I believe in exceptions.

What was your favorite tv show when you were growing up?

A cross between the Great space coaster and the "Little Angel from the TMF that is cruisin' for a bruisin'!

How many books do you read each year?

Between 10 and 20.

Have you ever faked an orgasm?

Nope!

 

[texastickler]

If someone offered you a million dollars for a night of sex, would you do it? Would it matter if the person were good looking or not?

As long as they have a good heart, looks mean nothing to me. For a million dollars I would have Hot Monkey Sex!

Do you like to sing karaoke?

I love Karaoke.

What really gives you the creeps?

Creepy things.😀 Seriously though, I think the one thing that creeps me out above all others is Turkey Burgers. WTF!

If a person dies and then springs back to life, do they get their money back for the coffin?

They should. Although, I think it would be cool to have one around the house.

Do Jewish vampires avoid crosses or Stars of David?

Both. Can't be too careful.

Still having fun? 😀

Of course I am.

Why are hemorrhoids called “hemorrhoids” instead of “assteroids”?

Not sure, but I have seen some that look like asteroids.

Do you have a sexual fantasy no one else knows about?

Ummmmmm, maybe......

Have you ever fantasized about someone from the TMF?

Ummmmmmmm, maybe....... (yes would be the answer. Just fantasy)

If you suddenly found yourself turned into a woman, how would you spend your day?

I would go to a womans restroom with other gals to find out what the hell actually happens in there for so long.

If you can be a Disney character, who would you be and why?

The Tramp. He was so cool and did what he wanted.

For the impending zombie apocalypse, what will be your weapon of choice and why?

Flame thrower because i could burn zombies and roast Marshmallows.

Are you happy that there's gonna be more questions even still?

Sure! 😉

If there was only one Papa Smurf and Smurfette is his daughter, where did all the other Smurfs come from?

Mama smurf tragically smurfed in a smurfing accident.

If you could travel anywhere in the world, where would you go first and why?

Your house. You so have it coming.

 

[texastickler]

If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?

No. It is hoarse! LOL!

When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?

Pizza.

Do you know that bombing my thread was a mistake and that revenge is always sweet?

Do you know that revenge will be even more sweet on my side.

How come no one ever says, "It's only a game" when their team is winning?

It is a game either way. I have no idea why that is.

What treatment would you seek if you were addicted to therapy?

Evil therapy.

Are you a morning person or a night owl?

More of a mornng person now. Although the night owl comes out in me sometimes. Just ask Aaron.

When you were a kid, what did you want to be when you grew up?

A backhoe driver.

Do you have any phobias?

Confined spaces.

Which is the best vacation you’ve ever had?

A trip to Washington DC with my folks when I was 10.

What is the speed of dark?

I can't see it to check. It's too dark!!!!!!

And do you know I'm laughing at the very thought of your face once you see this thread?

Bye now!

Keep laughing. I will someday give you other reasons to laugh little girl.

Oh, did you rest well?

Yep. I am rested and ready for some fun.

 

[TropicThunder]

do you feel like singing right now?

 

[texastickler]

do you feel like singing right now?

I always feel like singing!

 

[TropicThunder]

Where did Snout go?

 

[texastickler]

Where did Snout go?

Not to sure. Snout did not stick around for long.