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opening a can of worms: The get loads of meaningless posts thread.

Ooo, you're almost as evil as sinister is :ermm:
 
I decided instead of going to work i would go to Chuck E. Cheese, then the lady at the door stamped me, looked for a kid and shrugged when i told her i was only there to create mischeif. Luckily she didn't notice i had a giant pillow case full of snakes.. as everyone should own a giant pillowcase full of snakes. So i lets the snakes go in the ball pit and i starts to jump up and down, screaming "Enough is enough! I have had it with these motherlovin' snakes in this motherlovin'g ball pit!" so i spended all my tokens on the Sega Bass Fishing game (cause that's the only real reason to go to Chuck E. Cheese anyways) until they threw me out. And that's why i can never go back to Chuck E. Cheese. They wouldn't even let me redeem my tickets for a handful of plastic glow in the dark bugs 🙁
 
They weren't even poisonous snakes, the one that WAS poisonous was their own damned snake... They started putting snakes in the ball pit FAR before i thought of doing it.
 
3 fucking weeks till exams...*fume, fume*

:sowrong:
 
I wanted to be a brick wall when i grew up, then i hit puberty and developed stucco in strange places...
 
oh crap!, Where comes another who what? I knew that if i registered my copy of windows they would find me and try to extract the super intelligent nano-tapeworms from my duodenum. I've grown attached to them and don't want to give them back to the Chilean Government afterall.
 
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