orally fixated?

[steph]

<gg>
Thought that might get your attention--OK, I can't believe I'm actually giving a shameless plug for America's favorite Barbie doll, but the products are so good, I couldn't resist...

A gal pal recommended I check out Jessica Simpson's new bath and bod product line, "Dessert." I did and may I just say YUMMY!!!
This stuff smells and tastes great and comes in all kinds of deliciously sinful items like a lickable belly button fragrance, edible whipped body cream with candy sprinkles and kissable powdered body shimmer powder with a little feather pouf.

Most products come in 3 flavors: juicy berry, creamy (which is coconut & chocolate) and dreamy (caramel/vanilla).
I bought the sweet body butter cream which smells and tastes like frosting--to die for!

The only downside is the cost--nothing in the line including the tasty plumping lip gloss is less than 19$. (The body butter I picked up was $45!) but a little bit of this goes a long way. Guess I'll build my collection slowly but I think those of you who enjoy this kind of thing will really be pleased--it'd make a great gift too!

Where to find? Go to ULTA.com and put in the word "dessert"...

XOXO

 

[toneus79]

Is it just me, or could someone explain what all that actually meant ?

 

[naveltkltr1350]

yeah..i seen that bellybutton stuff..looked to good to be true..

 

[shylittleme]

jessica simpson?

*shudders*

 

[shylittleme]

lol

jeff nice signature 😛


i'm so Fly-Lloyd Banks

 

[steph]

<gg>
That one is kind of unique, naveltk! Supposedly it contains pheromones, which probably aren't needed if the girl has already landed you, for purposes of belly button play 😛 but what's cool is it's a 2-sided wand! (One side is berry, the other is the french vanilla/creamy caramel) You get a choice, depending on what flavor your ler prefers!!

This morning I picked up the bronzing shimmer body powder. It highlights the skin beautifully and tastes a little like those chocolate marhmallows in Lucky Charms when we were kids! It comes with the cutest little discreet feather duster that fits in the palm of your hand attached to a little pouf. I was thinking it'd be perfect if you wanted to play, like in a movie theater, maybe during a COMEDY 😛 (no one would be able to tell what she's giggling about!)

XOXO

 

[dtrell]

<gg>
Thought that might get your attention--OK, I can't believe I'm actually giving a shameless plug for America's favorite Barbie doll, but the products are so good, I couldn't resist...

A gal pal recommended I check out Jessica Simpson's new bath and bod product line, "Dessert." I did and may I just say YUMMY!!!
This stuff smells and tastes great and comes in all kinds of deliciously sinful items like a lickable belly button fragrance, edible whipped body cream with candy sprinkles and kissable powdered body shimmer powder with a little feather pouf.

XOXO

jessica simpson....mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...id like to check out her body line...hahahaha

 

[RChello]

me too dtrell...

as long as she promises not to open her mouth and say anything🙂

 

[steph]

Re: Re: orally fixated?

Ya, good luck getting past MISTER Simpson!

XOXO

jessica simpson....mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...id like to check out her body line...hahahaha

 

[dtrell]

ill kick mr simpsons a$$.....

 

[TicklishSinner]

$45!!! you must be shitting me...damn...i think i will stick to Castle and Fascinations for my body cream for now tatse great and the price isnt $45 but i would like to try that cream when i get the money

 

[steph]

I know Jen, I know, but keep in mind, the stuff was designed for licking, kissing, etc. it's NOT like Cool Whip that you can consume by the mouthful. It's very concentrated, so you only need a little and it'll last forever.

As for shy's shudder comment, I totally understand. I wouldn't have posted about it unless I found it amazing, despite it's ditzy spokemodel. That being said, her name doesn't even appear on the packaging, it's very feminine and understated. You wouldn't even know it was her line unless you saw her pic on the ad and had heard the Hollywood buzz about it and/or seen it on her show...

XOXO

 

[Knox The Hatter]

Sounds...well, there's a word my mother and grandmother used to excess..."fattening" 😀

Anything chocolate raises my radar level. Delicious.

 

[steph]

oooooooooooo, then you & mrs knox are in big trouble noooooooooooooooooooooow...Try the chocolate fudge sparkly body gloss roll on...😛

XOXO

 

[Knox The Hatter]

Ohhhhhhhhhh boy...

Where's my glucometer? 🙄

 

[steph]

No doubt hon--I am massive diabetic...
They are careful to say, "Keep out of each of children--not a food product" but in small doses, this stuff is amazingly yummy!

XOXO

 

[naveltkltr1350]

lol

jeff nice signature 😛


i'm so Fly-Lloyd Banks

Oh you Know it! i laught at all the "gangstas" rockin the blue or red handkercheifs around my area.. i usually rock a carolina blue or white bandanna cause im not reppin any gang..i dont need a gang..im that one man mafia. i dont need ppl that know some ppl to go out and do my dirty work. I'll do it myself...lmfao

 

[naveltkltr1350]

<gg>
That one is kind of unique, naveltk! Supposedly it contains pheromones, which probably aren't needed if the girl has already landed you, for purposes of belly button play 😛 but what's cool is it's a 2-sided wand! (One side is berry, the other is the french vanilla/creamy caramel) You get a choice, depending on what flavor your ler prefers!!
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YUMMY to the vanilla/creamy caramel!! I gots to find some of that stuff when i get my next girlfriend..lol! makes it all the more fun for me! Jessica must be into a bellybutton thing too..hmmm. (im hoping its not nick btw)

 

[steph]

(giggles at naveltk...)

You so silly honey!!!😛

Well, I figure I might pick that one up next (belly button gloss) but the shop has sterile testers so you can lick and decide for youself. I do think you & she will be pleased with it.

I put just a little of the shimmer powder on my collarbone yesterday just for the glitter ( I know, I'm such a GIRL) and five guys in the mall complimented me on the way I smelled...One guy asked if I worked in the FUDGE shop "because you smell so yummy!" 🙄 😛

XOXO

 

[shylittleme]

Oh you Know it! i laught at all the "gangstas" rockin the blue or red handkercheifs around my area.. i usually rock a carolina blue or white bandanna cause im not reppin any gang..i dont need a gang..im that one man mafia. i dont need ppl that know some ppl to go out and do my dirty work. I'll do it myself...lmfao

lol one man mafia 🙄

other good songs

Slow motion for me-Juvie

Locked up-Akon ft Styles p

Bone Thugs and harmony-Crossroads

sunshine-Lil Flip

oh no-Mos Def & Paroh ft Nate Dogg

 

[Double T]

Certainly, mine isn't the only mouth watering!

As for J.S.-----Eh!

I'd rather lick it off a woman with substance!

One who signs her posts with hugs and kisses!

Descreet lil devil, ain't I?

 

[naveltkltr1350]

Re: (giggles at naveltk...)

You so silly honey!!!😛

Well, I figure I might pick that one up next (belly button gloss) but the shop has sterile testers so you can lick and decide for youself. I do think you & she will be pleased with it.

I put just a little of the shimmer powder on my collarbone yesterday just for the glitter ( I know, I'm such a GIRL) and five guys in the mall complimented me on the way I smelled...One guy asked if I worked in the FUDGE shop "because you smell so yummy!" 🙄 😛

XOXO

Ive seen it online, but i havent seen it in the stores yet..ohio is always late on getting the good things!! Damn this State! lol ~jeff

P.s.Dave..instead of whoring up the threads..why dont ya just pm me the songs you like! LOL Ill tell ya some more good songs. Like the song by Nitty.."nasty girl" remake of Candy Girl..funny yet kinda catchy!

 

[steph]

Awwwww...Double T, you sweet thing!

And Jeff~as far as I know, Jessica signed an exclusive contract w/Ulta for the line. So if you don't have one local to you (it's a cosmetics store) you can always order "the goods" from their website...YUMMY!😛

XOXO

 

[Em Es]

An open invitation

Steph, here's an open invitation to my place for dessert, if you bring the dessert, and it's THAT for dessert.😉

 

[steph]

LMAO!

(you're so cute for that!!!) 😉
XOXO