And aren't you that guy who always get tickle tormented by that girl named, what was it, Sarah? You sound delightfully fun to get 🙂 I could protect you from Sarah (go for the knees!) or we could team up to get you, flip a coin and see what option to take 😛
Why do I feel like option B is the more likely outcome? Though I'd welcome having a protector as a refreshing novelty...