rabbits!!! omg its the rabbits!!! :O

[paracarl44]

Leave the little bunnies alone.

 

[texastickler]

I know. This turkey is so mean to the poor bunnies.

 

[texastickler]

Rabbits, Rabbits everyHare!😀

 

[paracarl44]

Leaving NO HARE unturned.

 

[texastickler]

This thread could stand a Hare on end.

 

[leafstk]

What the!?! Pardner... this thread is over the top, sorry I missed the nirvana! 😀

But we best hide this thread from the Armada.... 's are things of legends there! 😛

 

[texastickler]

What the!?! Pardner... this thread is over the top, sorry I missed the nirvana! 😀

But we best hide this thread from the Armada.... 's are things of legends there! 😛

She is in big trouble let me tell ya!

 

[texastickler]

It would appear that the turkey has given up her war against the bunnies.

 

[kered]

Because her jeans fit funny?

 

[texastickler]

Because her jeans fit funny?

That may be true.

 

[kered]

You really shouldn't tease her about having a turkey butt. She could exact revenge someday.

 

[deadlywiffeathr]

Quit paying out on my "turkey ass"!!!!

How did you even come up with that!?!

The war will never end Tex, I was merely lulling the rabbits into a false sense of security. Shhhhh they're coming this way *commando rolls into a nearby shrub* 😛

 

[texastickler]

Go Get those bunnies Deadly.😉

 

[kered]

Can a person with a turkey butt effectively roll into shrubbery? Wouldn't the turkey butt actually hinder an attempt at a quiet cylindrical roll?

 

[texastickler]

Can a person with a turkey butt effectively roll into shrubbery? Wouldn't the turkey butt actually hinder an attempt at a quiet cylindrical roll?

What a picture that paints!

 

[deadlywiffeathr]

Can a person with a turkey butt effectively roll into shrubbery? Wouldn't the turkey butt actually hinder an attempt at a quiet cylindrical roll?

Actually, it adds to the experience! Cushioning my landing on impact and allowing me to be all ninja like and silent 😀

 

[kered]

Actually, it adds to the experience! Cushioning my landing on impact and allowing me to be all ninja like and silent 😀

Wouldn't the extra weight cause purcussion tremons?.......And all that extra weight behind you compromising your ability to get to your feet fast?.....While you can hide behind a tree but your turkey butt cannot?

 

[texastickler]

Wouldn't the extra weight cause purcussion tremons?.......And all that extra weight behind you compromising your ability to get to your feet fast?.....While you can hide behind a tree but your turkey butt cannot?

He has got a point Deadly!😀

 

[deadlywiffeathr]

Wouldn't the extra weight cause purcussion tremons?.......And all that extra weight behind you compromising your ability to get to your feet fast?.....While you can hide behind a tree but your turkey butt cannot?

He has got a point Deadly!😀

It would compromise my speed, I'll give you that. BUTT 🙂p) it is a little known fact that turkeys secrete a special chemical when in "ninja" mode that acts as an invisble cloak to their buttocks, hence allowing their entire rear end to be hidden in plain sight. End discussion

 

[kered]

And how do you mask the turkey butt smell? Turkey butts do have a very distinctive odor.

 

[paracarl44]

We need to send her some of these: .

 

[General Zod]

The vorpal bunnies are not amused

 

[texastickler]

The vorpal bunnies are not amused

I tried to warn her General. She would not listen.

 

[leafstk]

Nope... she's challenged, me thinks

I mean, who couldn't wuv an adorable widdle ?

 

[kered]

How could a person with a turkey butt run away? It would be sure to draw attention.