Random banter thread 3

[LonelyKimiko]

Nuting much here. Its raaaaaaining!

 

[Violetta]

About the same here. Except I'm plotting to get some food at some point today.

 

[Big_Dogg85]

Ex: Ur supposed to say, "I'm touching all the candy"... 😛 and then I wildly swing the broom at you again.

Kimi: That sucks but rain can be good. Good to cool down with if something or someone gets your blood to boil. Yes, rain has it's advantages 🙂

 

[LonelyKimiko]

True true true! But its also wet and stuff 🙁 .

 

[Big_Dogg85]

Sammi: I'm just about to get some food myself, so I'm only here for a bit.

"Here they come, The Boys in the Bright White Sports Car, waving their arms in the air. Who do they think they are and where did they get that car? There they go, the boys in the bright white sports car, honking at all the girls. As Jack of all trades stand and Jerry the garbage man."

 

[Violetta]

That's the truth about rain. We had about a week's worth of storms here, and now the temperature is waaaay lower. You don't burst into flames just from walking outside anymore. n_n

 

[Big_Dogg85]

That's the thing about life that, in my 21 years of youth, I have learned is that in order to fully grab life by the proverbial horns, you have to get dirty, wet, or dirty and wet at the same time.

After this summer, I'm out in the rain all the time...but I refuse to dance or sing in the rain!!!! >__<

 

[LonelyKimiko]

*Throws Chicken leg really hard to the west*

.......

[Half hour later]

Whup whup whup...

*Chicken leg bonks Sammi on the head*

 

[Big_Dogg85]

*sees something small fly by at a ridiculous speed.*

What the...

 

[Violetta]

*falls out of chair, curls up on floor, and chews on the chicken leg* Munch munch munch...

 

[LonelyKimiko]

XD . There's more where that came from!

 

[Violetta]

Keep 'em coming! I haven't eaten since yesterday afternoon... and even then all I ate was like half a thing of nachos.

 

[Excess]

Well, guess I can take this off now. *takes off the sandwich costume* Anyway...hmmm...:gasp: What's that?! A roasted chicken! Just lying there on the table!

 

[Big_Dogg85]

I can just see the military going berserk over the flying chicken parts. 😛

General: WHAT'S GOING ON JOHNSON!!!

Johnson: Well sir, we have several small objects travelling at extremely high speeds over our coast line. We believe they originated from somewhere within Wales, sir.

General: Are they missiles Johnson? I'll need to alert the higher ups if that is the case.

Johnson: Well sir, I don't know. Satellite photos haven't be'en able to accurately depict the objects but they appear to be parts from a chicken.

General: ... ... ... ... ...

Johnson: Sir?

General: Sorry, maintain your surveillance Johnson, I will return in a while.

Johnson: Where are you going sir?

General: To get some food.

 

[BigNorm]

my pot roast ownz your chicken and sandwhich.

*checks on the oven* yum yum!

 

[LonelyKimiko]

Missiles? From Wales? ahahahah XD . We're lucky to have fireworks!

 

[Violetta]

Bah! That's too non-violent! See, here in the US, we'd invent a chicken gun just for this sorta job. I mean... we made the Salad Shooter after all. 😵

 

[Excess]

my pot roast ownz your chicken and sandwhich.

*checks on the oven* yum yum!

O RLY?! Well.....I guess you're right...*as Norm opens the oven to check on the pot roast, I just happen to accidentally turn the heat to 800 degrees without him seeing*

 

[Big_Dogg85]

Just imagine though...Wales with the resources to do anything: declare war on any state of it's choosing, (Not that they would 🙂 ) find the cure for the common cold, *looks at remaining LIFE tiles for inspiration* win the Nobel Peace Prize, stuff like that. 😀

 

[Excess]

Just imagine though...Wales with the resources to do anything: declare war on any state of it's choosing, (Not that they would 🙂 ) find the cure for the common cold, *looks at remaining LIFE tiles for inspiration* win the Nobel Peace Prize, stuff like that. 😀

Yeah.....to bad it'll never happen. 😛

Uhmmmm.....MARS FTW!

 

[Sockstickler]

Bah! That's too non-violent! See, here in the US, we'd invent a chicken gun just for this sorta job. I mean... we made the Salad Shooter after all. 😵

You know there is actually a chicken gun? They use it to shoot chickens at airplane windshields to see if they'll hold up.

 

[LonelyKimiko]

Salad shooter? 😵 .

 

[Big_Dogg85]

Two questions: Since I am slow, what does ftw mean? and WHERE THE HELL DID U COME FROM SOCKS!!!! *jumps then pants and hits chest ala Jackie Chan -> Jackie Chan Adventures

 

[Sockstickler]

Two questions: Since I am slow, what does ftw mean? and WHERE THE HELL DID U COME FROM SOCKS!!!! *jumps then pants and hits chest ala Jackie Chan -> Jackie Chan Adventures

1. For The Win
2. Oh, I've been around. Just haven't been posting as much as I usually do.

 

[Violetta]

You know there is actually a chicken gun? They use it to shoot chickens at airplane windshields to see if they'll hold up.

Dear God that's right! We do have a chicken gun!

Btw, Kimi, the Salad Shooter is this like... box with a hole on the front. You put things into the top, push the trigger, and it chops up whatever you put in and shoots it out the hole.