Random Banter Thread 4

[Cbarton]

::wheels out TMSV...sweeps up biscuits and biscuit fragments;::

 

[QueenBeeBeeMari]

*brings in private dream mansion with lazy river around it,pool with walk up bar in it,chocolate fountain inside.With at home movie theater in the lobby's living room,The chef's kitchen (he will make you anything you want to eat.Then the bathroom with the jacuzzi tub big enough to fit 20 people and a high definintion flat screen tv and the toilet that flushes itself and sprays perfume when you leave along with the shower that has a chair you must sit down on before it starts so you don't slip and I don't get sued is down the left hallway to the right.Then the elevator with the music videos can take you to the second floor with the mall that has any store you could ever dream of shopping in.Or the second with the skating rink that has regular skating,skate boarding and even ice skating.Or the 3rd floor with bowling.You could also go to the 4th floor with the bowling alley or the 5th floor which is the love room where it's candle lit with beds and couches in dark corners so you can do all the loving things your heart desires!Or the 5th floor with the arcade with all the DDR games and all other games.The 6th floor is where all the guest bedrooms are.All rooms have a special button to contact room service.They each have a Jacuzzi bathtub and a flat screen Tv with cable and a memory foam mattress!The 7th floor is for the maids to hang out and relax they also have rooms of their own where they sleep with the same accommodations.Only I decided to add a mini bar for them on their floor because they must get pretty stressed out.The 8th,9th,10th and 11th floors is for family all these floors you must know the codes to get in.There is also the 12th floor which is for all other family that comes and stays,also the 13th floor which is my own private floor where I sleep and the 15th floor where my own recording studio is in.The 16th floor is for all the animals,they get their own rooms and maids to take care of them.You must have codes to access all those floors.Then one of my personal favorites the 17th floor where the indoor pool rests above the crystal roof which pulls back to reveal the night sky with stars and the moon.It is candle lit but they have emergency back up lights so if the candles blow out you just have to clap and you get lights!

Yes,I know I dream very big and that's without all the small details lol

 

[TKLVR181]

Haha good for you BB! 😀

So, what's to banter about? Randomly, naturally 😉


*says something random*

BISCUITS!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[QueenBeeBeeMari]

cat nip

 

[Dr. Bill Kobb]

cat nip

Curious stuff, that catnip. Cats seem to LOVE it, yet, unlike human drugs(which always have some sort of ugly side-effects), the 'Nip does no permanent damage to kittehs.

I feel...cheated somehow.*













*I would just like to add that, despite the age-old enmity between owls and cats, those old wounds never entered into the above post whatsoever. *cough*
😱wl:

 

[Dr. Bill Kobb]

This tattoo must have tickled/hurt a tad:

 

[QueenBeeBeeMari]

This tattoo must have tickled/hurt a tad:

after witnessing my brother get a tattoo in that general area,I guarantee you it did not tickle and it hurt like heck.

 

[Dr. Bill Kobb]

after witnessing my brother get a tattoo in that general area,I guarantee you it did not tickle and it hurt like heck.

Yeah, I wouldn't wanna go through it. Incidentally: What did he have tattooed there?

 

[QueenBeeBeeMari]

Yeah, I wouldn't wanna go through it. Incidentally: What did he have tattooed there?

a shark with a head inside its mouth