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If I'd never found the internet I'd have approximately 1, 287, 094 more hours of sleep under my belt.
Don't try to logic my math either. I'm always right.

im not that great at math so i wont lol
 
I'm reading Sherlock Holmes by Arthur Conan Doyle.
lol at phrases back then. Instead of 'I exclaimed' Watson says 'I ejaculated'.
Apparently I'm still ten years old.
 
I can go either way. If I'm around someone who acts like an adult I can do that.
If I'm around someone whos a total goof and doesn't mind fangirling with me I can do that too. Hey, look at me, I'm versatile! =D
 
what is an adult i dont think i have hit that stage yet lol
 
Adults are those annoying creatures which give you curfews and tell you not to talk with your mouth full
 
I'm playing my music too loud I think I'm disturbing the people in the other rooms
 
my brain is playing music and i think its disturbing my liver
 
I've received several formal written complaints from your liver and your kidneys
your pancreas is ok with it though
 
screw my liver and kidneys they just goona have to deal with it
 
You better tell 'em then cuz I'm sick of the letters
your liver and kidneys are whiny bitches
 
ill just drown them in some liquor for a while
 
That'll stop the whining but I don't think it'll help them survive very long lol
 
ahhh who needs them anyways lol ill just grow new ones in my garden
 
btw rabbits and deers just entered your garden thought you should know
 
ill just feed them to the chickens down the street
 
i had chickens as neighbors when i lived in texas
 
thats awesome I love animals
If I move to Nebraska theres going to be a donkey across the street. Imma feed him carrots like nobodies business.
 
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