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Red Dwarf?.... anyone?...... no?.... oh well....
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I remember watching a few episodes of "Red Dwarf". Let's see, the characters were Lister, Rimmer, The fella who was half cat, half James Brown, and Holly, the guy who was just a head on a t.v. screen.
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Oh yeah, "You Smeg"!!!
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yeah, the characters were -
rimmer - Chris barrie - he was a hologram
lister - Craig charles - human
cat - danny-john jules - felixsapien 🙂
kryten - robert lewelyn (sp) - android from the company devadroid international
holly - 2nd generation AI computer aboard the ship 'red dwarf' has an iq of either 6 or 6000 (depending on who you beleive)
*im guessing there arent enough fans to start a proper thread... oh well... worth a try 🙂
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rimmer - Chris barrie - he was a hologram
lister - Craig charles - human
cat - danny-john jules - felixsapien 🙂
kryten - robert lewelyn (sp) - android from the company devadroid international
holly - 2nd generation AI computer aboard the ship 'red dwarf' has an iq of either 6 or 6000 (depending on who you beleive)
*im guessing there arent enough fans to start a proper thread... oh well... worth a try 🙂
Dr|zzt
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I met "The Cat"
We were on the same gig once "Soul Train" I think it was called, a musical put together round all the soul classics and they had a big party after the last night and my band did the party and "The Cat" came over and asked where the buffet was and i said "over there mate".
We were on the same gig once "Soul Train" I think it was called, a musical put together round all the soul classics and they had a big party after the last night and my band did the party and "The Cat" came over and asked where the buffet was and i said "over there mate".
cool... that would be great -
however they have this thing called the 'dimension jump' every year, where the cast meet the fans.
the 'DJ 2002' is in coventry i think.... sounds too much like a science fiction convention to me tho... 🙂
Dr
however they have this thing called the 'dimension jump' every year, where the cast meet the fans.
the 'DJ 2002' is in coventry i think.... sounds too much like a science fiction convention to me tho... 🙂
Dr
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Hilarious show.
Also shows how the British aren't quite as hyper-racially-oversensitive as the US, as that show could NEVER have been made here.
Also shows how the British aren't quite as hyper-racially-oversensitive as the US, as that show could NEVER have been made here.
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This is actually a great thread, I'm a huge fan of british comedy. Wonder what the chances are of starting a thread on "The Young Ones" or "Keeping Up Appearances"?
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Stoke me a clipper, I'll be back for Christmas!
You are a cancerous polyp on the anus of humanity
a great line, but tough to yell out the window of your car as someone cuts you off.
You are a cancerous polyp on the anus of humanity
a great line, but tough to yell out the window of your car as someone cuts you off.
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Blimey! get it right!
I think you will find its "smoke me a kipper...." and what do you mean Dr Z "that would be great" ....its a true story!!!!
I think you will find its "smoke me a kipper...." and what do you mean Dr Z "that would be great" ....its a true story!!!!
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Both the cat and Lister are "black stereotypes" of some type. In America, you CAN put on a "lazy unhygenic black" or an "over-the-top cool hipster" but NOT in a show where everybody else is white!
You only see those stock characters in US shows set in inner-city areas with a nearly all-black cast, and "normal" blacks running around for contrast.
You only see those stock characters in US shows set in inner-city areas with a nearly all-black cast, and "normal" blacks running around for contrast.
"Boyz from the Dwarf!"
Best Lines:
Lister's Confidence, believing himself too cool to need a spacesuit outside the ship: "Hey, oxygen's for losers!"
Lister, displeased that the ship's computer has brought back a hologram of Rimmer, his hated dead bunkmate: "Why him? Out of the entire crew, why Rimmer? Wht not Selby or Petersen? Why not Christine Kochanski, for smeg's sake?"
Holly the computer: "In the entire time you were on board, you exchanged a grand total of 134 words with Kochanski. Your best relationship was with Rimmer; over 10,000 words exchanged."
Lister: "Yeah, but 5,000 of that was me telling him to smeg off, and the other 5,000 was him threatening to put me on report for telling him to smeg off."
Rimmer: "I'm trapped in space with a man who would lose a battle of wits with a stuffed iguana."
Lister: "What's an iguana?"
Rimmer: "What is it now, you filthy piece of distended rectum?"
Cat: "It was a really good day. I made a lot of things mine, and I found a shiny thing! Tomorrow, I'm gonna try and have sex with something!"
Best Lines:
Lister's Confidence, believing himself too cool to need a spacesuit outside the ship: "Hey, oxygen's for losers!"
Lister, displeased that the ship's computer has brought back a hologram of Rimmer, his hated dead bunkmate: "Why him? Out of the entire crew, why Rimmer? Wht not Selby or Petersen? Why not Christine Kochanski, for smeg's sake?"
Holly the computer: "In the entire time you were on board, you exchanged a grand total of 134 words with Kochanski. Your best relationship was with Rimmer; over 10,000 words exchanged."
Lister: "Yeah, but 5,000 of that was me telling him to smeg off, and the other 5,000 was him threatening to put me on report for telling him to smeg off."
Rimmer: "I'm trapped in space with a man who would lose a battle of wits with a stuffed iguana."
Lister: "What's an iguana?"
Rimmer: "What is it now, you filthy piece of distended rectum?"
Cat: "It was a really good day. I made a lot of things mine, and I found a shiny thing! Tomorrow, I'm gonna try and have sex with something!"
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aha, I believe not... Remember when Arnold Rimmer took over from Ace Rimmer (what a guy...)? Arnold kept screwing up all the things he was supposed to do as Ace including firing the ejection seat instead of launching his ship and getting the catch-phrases confused, hence 'stoke me a clipper'.
and that ladies and gentlemen is the product of a university education!
very true about the stoke me a clipper reference, the episode is from serise 7 and its actually caled 'stoke me a clipper'.
some great quotes madkalnod. but you missed some of the best lines from those scenes! 🙂
LISTER: Holly, why Rimmer's hologram? Why did you have to bring Rimmer's
hologram back? He was the most unpopular man on board this ship. I
mean, he even had to organise his own surprise birthday parties.
HOLLY: (Voice only) And who should I have brought back, then?
LISTER: Anyone. Chen. Petersen. I mean, Hermann Gerring would have
been more of a laugh than Rimmer. I mean, OK, he was a drug-crazed
transvestite, but at least we could have gone dancing!
HOLLY: (On monitor screen) I brought Rimmer back because he's the best
person to keep you sane.
LISTER: Oh, crap!
A panel on the wall swings around to reveal a toilet. A sign over the
toilet reads, "NOW IRRADIATE YOUR HANDS."
LISTER: Not you!
TOILET: I *do* apologise, I wasn't paying attention. See you later.
LISTER: What about Kristine Kochanski? You could have brought Kristine
back.
HOLLY: In your entire life, your shared conversations with her totalled
173 words.
LISTER: So?
HOLLY: In terms of wordage, you actually had a better relationship with
your rubber plant.
LISTER: I know, but *Rimmer*?!
HOLLY: He's the person you knew best. Over 14 million words in all.
LISTER: Holly, 7 million of those were me telling him to smeg off, and
the other 7 million were him putting me on report for telling him to
smeg off.
HOLLY: Jean Paul Sartre said hell was being locked forever in a room with
your friends.
LISTER: Holly, all his mates were French.
Dr
some great quotes madkalnod. but you missed some of the best lines from those scenes! 🙂
LISTER: Holly, why Rimmer's hologram? Why did you have to bring Rimmer's
hologram back? He was the most unpopular man on board this ship. I
mean, he even had to organise his own surprise birthday parties.
HOLLY: (Voice only) And who should I have brought back, then?
LISTER: Anyone. Chen. Petersen. I mean, Hermann Gerring would have
been more of a laugh than Rimmer. I mean, OK, he was a drug-crazed
transvestite, but at least we could have gone dancing!
HOLLY: (On monitor screen) I brought Rimmer back because he's the best
person to keep you sane.
LISTER: Oh, crap!
A panel on the wall swings around to reveal a toilet. A sign over the
toilet reads, "NOW IRRADIATE YOUR HANDS."
LISTER: Not you!
TOILET: I *do* apologise, I wasn't paying attention. See you later.
LISTER: What about Kristine Kochanski? You could have brought Kristine
back.
HOLLY: In your entire life, your shared conversations with her totalled
173 words.
LISTER: So?
HOLLY: In terms of wordage, you actually had a better relationship with
your rubber plant.
LISTER: I know, but *Rimmer*?!
HOLLY: He's the person you knew best. Over 14 million words in all.
LISTER: Holly, 7 million of those were me telling him to smeg off, and
the other 7 million were him putting me on report for telling him to
smeg off.
HOLLY: Jean Paul Sartre said hell was being locked forever in a room with
your friends.
LISTER: Holly, all his mates were French.
Dr
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Blimey!
Thats my chips pissed on then!!
Thats my chips pissed on then!!
MORE DWARF FANS!!! I'M NOT ALONE!!!!!........
It's cold outside,
There's no kind of atmosphere,
I'm all alone,
More or less,
Let me fly,
Far away from here,
Fun,fun,fun......
In the sun,sun,sun,....
I want to lie, shipwrecked and comatose,
Drinking frsh, mango juice,
Goldfish shoals,
Nibbling at my toes, (WHAT A GREAT LINE THAT IS HEY GUYS!!!)
Fun,fun,fun,
In the sun,sun,sun,
Fun,fun,fun,
In the sun,sun,sun..............
It's cold outside,
There's no kind of atmosphere,
I'm all alone,
More or less,
Let me fly,
Far away from here,
Fun,fun,fun......
In the sun,sun,sun,....
I want to lie, shipwrecked and comatose,
Drinking frsh, mango juice,
Goldfish shoals,
Nibbling at my toes, (WHAT A GREAT LINE THAT IS HEY GUYS!!!)
Fun,fun,fun,
In the sun,sun,sun,
Fun,fun,fun,
In the sun,sun,sun..............
Red Dwarf Quote
Episode: The Inquisitor Series: 5 (I think)
Rimmer: So we should have all led a worthwhile life? If only I'd know that...all those times I rang up to donate to charity...I'd have given them my credit card details........
Episode: The Inquisitor Series: 5 (I think)
Rimmer: So we should have all led a worthwhile life? If only I'd know that...all those times I rang up to donate to charity...I'd have given them my credit card details........
Red Dwarf Quote
An episode and series that I can't place.
Lister🙁Talking to an AI toaster that has more of a hard sell technique than your average Amway rep)
We don't want any muffins,bagels,baps,french sticks,currant buns,plain buns,sunny buns,hot cross buns,no bagguettes,no bread sticks and definatley...NO SMEGGING TOAST!!!!
Talkie Toaster: Ah! So your'e a waffle man?
(As devotees of the series will know,, I was paraphrasing Craig Charles' line there.)
An episode and series that I can't place.
Lister🙁Talking to an AI toaster that has more of a hard sell technique than your average Amway rep)
We don't want any muffins,bagels,baps,french sticks,currant buns,plain buns,sunny buns,hot cross buns,no bagguettes,no bread sticks and definatley...NO SMEGGING TOAST!!!!
Talkie Toaster: Ah! So your'e a waffle man?
(As devotees of the series will know,, I was paraphrasing Craig Charles' line there.)
Red Dwarf Quotes
The Inquisitor Episode........
Rimmer: (Justifying his pathetic life to The Inquisitor)
What chance did I have? My brothers had all the looks and the brains and the schools.....and what did I have? Unmanegable hair and ingrowing toe-nails!
The Inquisitor Episode........
Rimmer: (Justifying his pathetic life to The Inquisitor)
What chance did I have? My brothers had all the looks and the brains and the schools.....and what did I have? Unmanegable hair and ingrowing toe-nails!
