Red Dwarf?.... anyone?...... no?.... oh well....

[Dr|zzt]

An episode and series that I can't place.

ListerTalking to an AI toaster that has more of a hard sell technique than your average Amway rep)
We don't want any muffins,bagels,baps,french sticks,currant buns,plain buns,sunny buns,hot cross buns,no bagguettes,no bread sticks and definatley...NO SMEGGING TOAST!!!!

Talkie Toaster: Ah! So your'e a waffle man?

thats episode is called white hole. Episode 5 (serise 4)

another great line from the same episode:

CAT: So, what is it?
KRYTEN: I've never seen one before -- no one has -- but I'm guessing it's
a white hole.
RIMMER: A _white_ hole?
KRYTEN: Every action has an equal and opposite reaction. A black hole
sucks time and matter out of the universe: a white hole returns it.
LISTER: So, that thing's spewing time back into the universe? (He dons
his fur-lined hat.)
KRYTEN: Precisely. That's why we're experiencing these curious time
phenomena on board.
CAT: So, what is it?
KRYTEN: I've never seen one before -- no one has -- but I'm guessing it's
a white hole.
RIMMER: A _white_ hole?
KRYTEN: Every action has an equal and opposite reaction. A black hole
sucks time and matter out of the universe: a white hole returns it.
LISTER: (Minus the hat.) So, that thing's spewing time back into the
universe? (He dons his fur-lined hat, again.)
KRYTEN: Precisely. That's why we're experiencing these curious time
phenomena on board.
LISTER: What time phenomena?
KRYTEN: Like just then, when time repeated itself.
CAT: So, what is it?

They all stare at him.

CAT: Only joking.
LISTER: (Suddenly upright, and minus his hat, again) Okay, so it's
decided then. We consult Holly.
CAT: Hey, wait a minute -- I missed the discussion!
RIMMER: (Suddenly on the bench, where the CAT used to be sitting) We all
did.
KRYTEN: (Suddenly on the table previously occupied by LISTER) Time is
occurring in random pockets. The laws of causality no longer apply.
An action no longer leads to a consequence.
CAT: (Back on the bench) So, what is it?
KRYTEN: I think we've experienced this period of time before, Sir.
CAT: Only joking.
KRYTEN: And that one. Since we're no longer affected by the laws of
causality, we can override these time jumps if we concentrate.
RIMMER: Look, the only way out of this is to consult Holly.
CAT: (Snaps fingers) I'll go with that.
KRYTEN: Gets my vote.
LISTER: Okay, so it's decided then. We consult Holly.
KRYTEN: Ah, I think we've just encountered the middle of this
conversation!
CAT: So, what is it?
LISTER: Ooh, someone punch him out.

 

[BigJim]

Red Dwarf Quote

In DNA after becoming a human........

Kryten: Ah yes now I wanted to talk to you about something....something that's a little bit of a taboo subject.....something that we humans don't like to sit and chat about in polite conversation......

Lister: Kryten! I'm an enlightened twenty-third centurey guy! Spit it out man....

Kryten: Well..I want to talk to you about my penis..........you see I knew it! You've gone straight into smirk mode!