Remember the kinky letters to Dear Abby

[kryptonite]

Most of you probably aren't old enough to know this but Dear Abby/Dear Ann Landers used to publish kinky letters to her quite often.

Here's a synopsis of my favorites.

1. A guy whose girlfriend (named Mamie) was stronger than he was. She outwrestled him, "much to his embarrassment." What should he do? Abby said it was ok to marry a stronger woman.

There were at least three letters where a guy was afraid of his girlfriend/fiancee/wife because she was stronger than him. Abby always said it was ok.

2. A woman who could out wrist-wrestle her husband wondered if it was odd because he set up a mud-wrestling pit in the basement.

3. A woman who said her husband wanted to be tied down. Abby said go ahead and indulge him.

4. A short woman said her tall husband tickled her until she peed in the bed. She made him sleep on the wet sheets. Abby always said excessive tickling was abusive.

5. A girlfriend who complained her boyfriend bit her when she outwrestled him and got him in a toe hold.

 

[Barlow]

I believe there were a few about tickling.

 

[kryptonite]

I forgot to mention the funniest one.

People heard a woman inside a house yelling for help. They called the police and found her tied down to the bed, her husband (dressed as batman) unconscious on the floor. Apparently, he was coming to her rescue and banged his head while jumping up and down on the bed.

 

[brianspencer66]

There was one a few years ago from a woman whose husband like to sit in the bathtub and suck on a rubber ducky. It seems that one day the guys boss came over for dinner and the guy was so nervous about impressing him that he ran into the bathroom to suck on his duckee. Well to make a long story short the Boss had to use the toilet and walked in on this guy cowering on the toilet seat chewing on this damn toy duck. Needless to say the guy was horribly embarassed and humilated. The wife asked Ann Landers what to do about her husband and his pecular habit. I forgot what her response was I was too busy laughing!!

 

[3xPIN]

Nope.

 

[Sandrock74]

I forgot to mention the funniest one.

People heard a woman inside a house yelling for help. They called the police and found her tied down to the bed, her husband (dressed as batman) unconscious on the floor. Apparently, he was coming to her rescue and banged his head while jumping up and down on the bed.

LMAO! I remember that story! Poor Batman having his name dragged into all this...