Rhyme Time...

[isabeau]

Izzy you need to play the part
its obvious you shop at Wal-mart
fighting an old lady for the last box of Pop-Tarts
and now you realize it wasn't very smart
to battle this champion rhymer from the start

hmm

NT is a weenie
he has such a tiny peenie
wonder if he wears a beanie?
and how can he be such a meanie?
wonder if he likes cheney? oops lololol

isabeau

 

[natural tickler]

Oh, so you still wanna battle,
you should be playing with a baby rattle
or in Oklahoma with Tamia raising cattle
or watching a movie called Blazing Saddles

 

[isabeau]

you know i wont quit.
so consider yourself bit
do you have three tits?
do you type with mitts?

NT hasnt beaten me
he got stung by a bee
better hide in a tree
or better yet from tami lololol

isabeau

 

[FlockOfSeagulls]

NT was busted by Isabeau
so just like Homer he said''D'oh''
it is a wonder your nose doesn`t grow
it should be longer than Pinnochio
you rhyme like you are an average schmo
he toots his own horn but it doesn`t blow
your sorry words have no flow
his face is so red it starts to glow

 

[FlockOfSeagulls]

It looks like i have won this battle of wits
that is no surprise cause the rest of you are the pitts
i popped the competition like they were zits
you tried your best but all i gave you were fits
maybe you should get a room and sleep at the ritz
cause its no shame in losing to me, i`m as good as it gets