Rupert Holmes: Love him or you're a Dick!

[dskodj]

I still prefer Rupert's "Him" over "You Got It All", though.

I used to play "Him" religiously when I was spinning all night gigs and would get the chance to work into some downtempo morning music...its a great timeless tune! Def agree there!

 

[featherfingers]

I used to play "Him" religiously when I was spinning all night gigs and would get the chance to work into some downtempo morning music...its a great timeless tune! Def agree there!

And for those of you who may have never heard this gem of a song, ooh, this is your lucky day! (The sound quality sucks but at least you'll get to hear and see the artist at work):
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[Wolf]

Yeah, it's amazing, isn't it?

Sorry so many people missed the joke, Drew.

I love Rupert! I'm not a Dick!

In a forum that's supposed to be all about laughter, how many people take themselves and everything around them sooooo seriously...... :

 

[isabeau]

can females be dicks?

 

[drew70]

THANK YOU, DENVER!!!!!!

And here I thought I was the only one who looked at the lyrics that way. Another overplayed song, so much so that the lyrics were practically injected into your head, so yeah, I still know all the words...but even "back in the day", when he got to the part about his girl walking into the bar and saying, "Aww, it's you..." I was doing a spit-take and saying, "Oh, SUUUURE, she did!!" PLEEEEEZE! He would have been reduced to a mere moist spot on the bar stool before he even had a chance to realize, "Hey, wait a minute, why were *you* posting an ad in there, you stinking little sl*t?? And now you're disappointed that I actually met your criteria??!"



Mistress Aura

LOL. Actually, this is what I like best about the song. That neither of them took it so seriously as to cause a scene. They were both equally guilty, and both instantly knew neither could claim any moral high ground, so the only thing to do was laugh it off. Plus the fact that in spite of the rut they were in, realizing that each still met the other's idea of a dream partner put a new sparkle in the relationship.

 

[Wolf]

I dunno....

can females be dicks?

But some guys can be whiny little pussies!

 

[isabeau]

But some guys can be whiny little pussies!

you can say that again...hehehe.

 

[TklDuo-Drew]

-Bump-




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[Bugman]

I would rather have nails driven into my skull, followed by setting my thining hair on fire then listen to this drivel.

You must be mightly bored, bumping a thread from 2007. 😛

 

[TklDuo-Drew]

I would rather have nails driven into my skull, followed by setting my thining hair on fire then listen to this drivel.

You must be mightly bored, bumping a thread from 2007. 😛

Oh, you love him and you know it!

And I just felt the need to share with everyone......the awesomeness of Rupert Holmes!



Drew

 

[Bugman]

Oh, you love him and you know it!

Yes, almost as much as I love projectile vomiting but it is a close call.

And I just felt the need to share with everyone......the awesomeness of Rupert Holmes!
Drew

If I though for a moment you were serious I would travel east and euthanize you. It would be kinder than allowing you to labor under the delusion that this is good music. 😛

 

[stroker]

Thank god Im a dick

 

[venray]

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Oh no you didnt!

 

[General Zod]

I am a huge dick.

 

[venray]

Oh, you love him and you know it!

And I just felt the need to share with everyone......the awesomeness of Rupert Holmes!



Drew

Ohhhh you said Rupert Holmes....I thought you said Rupert Jones



the "Hello Song" by Rupert jones...
1 min - Aug 19, 2007 - Uploaded by syapplepie
written for the beatles but was turned down due to them not being together any more...


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Carry on then....

 

[TklDuo-Drew]

Although here's the best "Rupert":


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Drew

 

[SamuelKhan]

I'm a dick with viagra...I hate that motherfucker. I hate top 40 flotsam.

Dick

Dick with Viagra, left

Dick

Dick with Viagra

 

[SamuelKhan]

I'm still a dick with Viagra Plus

"This is Don Kirshnah! Now on Don Kirshnah's Rahk Cons-aht, the antidote for that scumbucket Rupert Holmes...here they aaah..

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[TklDuo-Drew]

Bump-ba-de----bump!!!

 

[venray]

Bump-ba-de----bump!!!

I STILL say you need to get out more Bro....

 

[Bohemianne]

Bump-ba-de----bump!!!

o.m.g.