Looks like a job for me... 😉
[1]
"You! Speak up! Where did you hide your much vaunted third-Ming-dinasty Lotus-slippers?"
[2]
"Puff... Never owned them ever! I'm broken! Contortionists don't earn that much!"
[3]
"Let me rephrase that..."
[4]
"AAAHH! Uh! UH! UHHH! I can't stand it! Please! Mercy!"
[1]
"That's music to me."
[2]
"Shall I continue?"
"I never owned those slippers, praythee believe me, honorable thief. I spread that rumor just to lure you in and propose you a deal.
I'm offering you a business class flight ticket to Hogongwaa... that's much more precious than any mundane pair of slippers..."
[3]
"Now I *am* pissed."
[4]
"Listen! Once in Hogongwaa you can enter rain forest, then row upstream the Orinoko...
Easy!
After some miles, you see a great sculpture - the Ikean Sphynx, Goddess and protector to the Toering Amazon Tribe.
The Sphynx will pose you three riddles, to grant you entrance to their territory...
Easy!"
Took not too many liberties with text. Hope it helps. 🙂
Thanks for posting!
I'll happily translate more. 😉
Reg's.