Clap your hands as we sing along
Well a Scotsman clad in kilt left the bar one evening fare
and one could tell by how he walked that he drunk more than his share
he stumbled 'round till he could no longer keep his feet
and stumbled off into the grass to sleep beside a tree
rim dim diddy eye oh rim dim diddy eye oh he stumbled off into the grass to sleep beside a tree
well about that time two young and lovely girls just happened by
and one said to the other with a twinkle in her eye
see yon sleeping scotsman so strong and handsome built,
I wonder if it's true what they don't wear beneath the kilt
rim dim diddy eye oh rim dim diddy eye oh I wonder if it's true what they don't wear beneath the kilt
they crept up on that sleeping scotsman quiet as could be
and lifted up his kilt about an inch so they could see
and there behold for them to view beneath his scotish skirt, was nothin' more than God had graced him with upon his birth
rim dim diddy eye oh rim dim diddy eye oh was nothin' more than God had graced him with upon his birth
they marveled for a moment then one said we must be gone
let's leave a present for our friend before we move along
as a gift they left a blue silk ribbon tied into a bow
around the bonnie star the scots kilt did lift and show
rim dim diddy eye oh rim dim diddy eye oh around the bonnie star the scots kilt did lift and show
now the scotsman woke to natures call and stumbled towards a tree
behind the bush he lifts his kilt and gawks at what he sees
and in a startled voice he says to whats before his eyes
well lad I don't know where ya been but I see ya won first prize!
rim dim diddy eye oh rim dim diddy eye oh well lad I don't know where ya been but I see ya won first prize!
Well a Scotsman clad in kilt left the bar one evening fare
and one could tell by how he walked that he drunk more than his share
he stumbled 'round till he could no longer keep his feet
and stumbled off into the grass to sleep beside a tree
rim dim diddy eye oh rim dim diddy eye oh he stumbled off into the grass to sleep beside a tree
well about that time two young and lovely girls just happened by
and one said to the other with a twinkle in her eye
see yon sleeping scotsman so strong and handsome built,
I wonder if it's true what they don't wear beneath the kilt
rim dim diddy eye oh rim dim diddy eye oh I wonder if it's true what they don't wear beneath the kilt
they crept up on that sleeping scotsman quiet as could be
and lifted up his kilt about an inch so they could see
and there behold for them to view beneath his scotish skirt, was nothin' more than God had graced him with upon his birth
rim dim diddy eye oh rim dim diddy eye oh was nothin' more than God had graced him with upon his birth
they marveled for a moment then one said we must be gone
let's leave a present for our friend before we move along
as a gift they left a blue silk ribbon tied into a bow
around the bonnie star the scots kilt did lift and show
rim dim diddy eye oh rim dim diddy eye oh around the bonnie star the scots kilt did lift and show
now the scotsman woke to natures call and stumbled towards a tree
behind the bush he lifts his kilt and gawks at what he sees
and in a startled voice he says to whats before his eyes
well lad I don't know where ya been but I see ya won first prize!
rim dim diddy eye oh rim dim diddy eye oh well lad I don't know where ya been but I see ya won first prize!
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