Show off your Feet (and other "ass"ets)

[Libertine]

Caring, Sharing fellow that I am...

A 2 megapixel cameraphone has many uses. You can even upload the surreptitiously snapped picture to a computer, and from thence...

I mean, I COULD have taken a picture of my own hindquarters, but the emetic effect this would have had is not to be countenanced- And so, Ladies and Gentlemen of the TMF, without further ado, another view of Kittentoes' bum, and feet, taken on our black-sheeted bed while she was leaning over to get something or other. And if, as I strongly suspect, I have to sleep on the spanking bench tonight or as soon as she discovers this, at least I've been martyred in a good cause-correct, gentlemen?

You may view my mangled remains at NEST.

 

[Mimi]

*cough* Wow....that lady of yours certainly has a gloriously shaped "ass"et. My monitor is smoking. Is that bad?

Nice angle, nice shot, VERY nice of you to post it. Even if it does result in your imminent demise, rest assured you will have expired for a good cause.

 

[Mitchell]

OMG! Very revealing and nice picture. Thanks, Jon.

Mitch

 

[kered]

Jon, I mean this with the highest respect one man can tell another. You lucky bastard!

 

[ms.brightside]

My signatre pediure

Well sorry folks, I don't show T&A on website pages, but I'll happily oblidge a pic of my favorite pedicure.....

 

[isabeau]

Well sorry folks, I don't show T&A on website pages, but I'll happily oblidge a pic of my favorite pedicure.....

very nice.. like the white nail polish. i see your toes are long also.. mine are slender and long, and i used to hate that.. but peeps seem to like the long slender toes..

isabeau

 

[Illtcklu]

Well sorry folks, I don't show T&A on website pages, but I'll happily oblidge a pic of my favorite pedicure.....

Well okay ms.brightside you don't have to show your T's and A's, just show your tit's and ass instead.........ummm....*sees ms. brightside put on a boot* what are you doing?-OW!

 

[ms.brightside]

LOL!​

thrilling sense of humor there 😉

 

[toneus79]

Hey it's great that we are all so open on this forum and are able to share.

Here's a pic from a few years ago (obviously I don't do this sort of thing now that I have found full time employment as a bicycle stand)

 

[isabeau]

Hey it's great that we are all so open on this forum and are able to share.

Here's a pic from a few years ago (obviously I don't do this sort of thing now that I have found full time employment as a bicycle stand)

omg lololololololololol you so crack me up.. omg get it? crack and ass? omg i kill myself sometimes i really reallly do..

isabeau

 

[Funky Pimp]

Exelent Thread!

Don't let this thread die... Bring it a looooot more pics!

 

[unit5610]

Thanks for posting, ms. brightside! Very nice...always good to put a pair of feet with the name!

 

[Ticklee1973]

Wow, I'm impressed this thread is still going on, way to go Kittentoes. And um I'm just a wee bit curious, is Jonmath still living after posting that pic?? LMAO. Come on inquiring minds want to know.

Sandee

 

[Soda Bobinski]

JEEZ! This thread is great! Okay , first ... my eyes need to be placed back into their sockets , thanks to that oh so lovely pic of Kittentoes posted by jonmath. Honestly guys , one of the best asses & set of hips I've seen in quite a while. You are one lucky S.O.B. , jonmath ... do me a favor & dig into what I'm hoping is very ticklish ass-flesh ....... & get her good!

Secondly ...! Ms.brightside joins the fray & posts a pic of a very lovely pair of tootsies w/a dynamite french-pedicure job! Very nice! Your long toes are exquisite , ms.brightside ... thank you so much for posting!

 

[tickleboynyc]

And I thought a woman's role in life was supposed to be to tease and torment men and keep them in their place

oh but is!

 

[tickleboynyc]

I'm not upset or offended by male photos posted on this thread. just really think they should've been on their own thread.

Does anyone these days remember what words originally meant?
Funky meant having a foul odor.
It did not mean anything good.

A pimp was, and still is, a man who terrorizes women, often underage, into working as prostitutes against their own will. He usually gets them addicted to drugs in order to control them more easily. He takes ALL of the money they earn and doles out little dribbles of it to cover their bare minimal needs. He frequently whips them across the shins or calves with a rod made by straightening two wire coat hangers and twisting them together. This is known as a pimp stick. When they become pregnant, as often happens, the pimp will FORCE her to have an abortion, in order not to lose earning time. The pimp will often perform the abortion himself, to save money. He frequently injures the woman in the process, often leaving her permanently sterile.
A pimp is NOT a good thing to be. He is not cool or hip. He is a cowardly criminal who preys on women because he lacks the courage to confront other men.
There was a time in my life when I made my living partly by protecting legitimate dancers against pimps. During that time, for many years, most pimps in NYC knew me on sight. If they saw me on the streets, they would cross the avenue to the other side, or dodge around the corner, or duck into a building until I had passed by. I'm still proud of that.
A pimp is the lowest, most despicable kind of human scum, on a par with serial child molesters. The molester has at least the semi-excuse of having an incurable mental illness. A pimp lacks even that sorry, inadequate excuse.

Mastertank1

actually...thanks for pointing that out. yes i get pretty annoyed with 'pimps' being glorified as if it 's cool to be a pimp. but i doubt many ppl even KNOW what a pimp really is. so thanks-you kind of did a public service by that post.

 

[Funky Pimp]

Oh!! *Geez* Not again, get over with it!

Yeah, whatever... I would change my signature if I could, okay?

 

[chicago]

Yeah, whatever... I would change my signature if I could, okay?

I think by "signature" you meant "screen name"


Either way, both can be changed.

1. If you ask Mimi nicely to make you one (or just find one on the net you like for yourself)

2. If you ask Myriads nicely.

I think he can do it for you.
You know, unless you want to live as a skinny white kid with the screen name "Funky Pimp"

 

[Funky Pimp]

Skinny kid??????

You know, unless you want to live as a skinny white kid with the screen name "Funky Pimp"

"skinny white kid"!? I don't get it... what do you mean with that?

 

[chicago]

"skinny white kid"!? I don't get it... what do you mean with that?

What? I've seen the pictures you've posted.

You aren't old, hence "kid"

You aren't fat, hence "skinny"

And you aren't black, hence "white"


Skinny white kid seems to be the exact opposite of a "funky pimp" so it's almost a paradox of sorts that you chose that as your screen name.

 

[Funky Pimp]

Hold your horses sweetie!

Do you think I'm a skinny kid!? XDDDDDD

1st.- Im a kid!? I'm older than you. XDDDDDD
2nd.- Like I said, these pictures are about 2 years ago, I change a loooooot since then. duh! But I dont blame you, I look a lot skinny compared now.
3rd.- If you think that I'm skinny, you should know that now I'm the manager in a Gym... 1.82m tall / 78kg... do you think that's skinny!? 🙄
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
4rt.- there it cannot be skinny kids in the US Marine Corps missy.

How I like to show you my new photos to make you eat those words... soon.

 

[Aragon]

I will say it again, all you ladies are gorgeous. Man I have liked this thread.

 

[KittenToes]

Why you Shouldn't Show Your Boyfriend How to Upload Photos

A 2 megapixel cameraphone has many uses. You can even upload the surreptitiously snapped picture to a computer, and from thence...

And so, Ladies and Gentlemen of the TMF, without further ado, another view of Kittentoes' bum, and feet, taken on our black-sheeted bed while she was leaning over to get something or other. And if, as I strongly suspect, I have to sleep on the spanking bench tonight or as soon as she discovers this, at least I've been martyred in a good cause-correct, gentlemen?

You may view my mangled remains at NEST.

So, I've been up in Scotland for a week. I wasn't able to look at the TMF as I was using a library computer, which blocks all 18-rated sites.
And this is what I found upon my return last night!
I was aware the photo had been snapped but thought it was destined to live only in the mobile phone. Guess I realize now why he asked me how to upload photos!
Regrettably, for those of you who were hoping for a little drama, he is not martyred or dismembered (or de-membered). I'm not upset. I've done nude modeling, after all-this isn't even all that revealing. The naughty bits aren't visible, so it's fine.

I mean, I COULD have taken a picture of my own hindquarters, but the emetic effect this would have had is not to be countenanced-

And despite what he says, I think he has a very nice bottom.
Maybe I'll get my hands on a cameraphone too...

 

[Iishieboo]

Me.

Hehehe! Here's the face that go with the feet and legs.

 

[mark]

me!!!!

um i am ticklish everywhere...if i get my lazy self to nest hopefully some females will try to find me weak spots....oh yeah only if they let me tickle there feet...lol