AffectionateDan
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The only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon quickie with their
> 8-year-old son in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony
> with a Popsicle and tell him to report on all the neighborhood
activities.
>
> He began his commentary as his parents put their plan into operation:
>
> "There's a car being towed from the parking lot! ", He shouted.
>
> A few moments passed. "An ambulance just drove by"
>
> A few moments later, "Looks like the Anderson's have company", he
> called out.
>
> "Matt's riding a new bike....."
>
> A few moments later, 'Looks like the Sanders are moving"
>
> "Jason is on his skate board...."
>
> A few more moments, "The Coopers are having sex!!"
>
> Startled, Mother and Dad shot up in bed!!!
>
> Dad cautiously asked, "How do you know they are having sex?"
>
> "Jimmy Cooper is standing on his balcony with a Popsicle
> 8-year-old son in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony
> with a Popsicle and tell him to report on all the neighborhood
activities.
>
> He began his commentary as his parents put their plan into operation:
>
> "There's a car being towed from the parking lot! ", He shouted.
>
> A few moments passed. "An ambulance just drove by"
>
> A few moments later, "Looks like the Anderson's have company", he
> called out.
>
> "Matt's riding a new bike....."
>
> A few moments later, 'Looks like the Sanders are moving"
>
> "Jason is on his skate board...."
>
> A few more moments, "The Coopers are having sex!!"
>
> Startled, Mother and Dad shot up in bed!!!
>
> Dad cautiously asked, "How do you know they are having sex?"
>
> "Jimmy Cooper is standing on his balcony with a Popsicle
