So..who is excited for NEST?!

[texastickler]

^^This battle sounds interesting. Well worth the price of admission.

 

[slacker2114]

How's the weather in Philly!? I think I can pack more kinky stuff if I mainly pack shorts instead of pants 😛

Dude...you're from fucking NORWAY!! Mid-spring Philly is like mid-summer for you.

 

[RobAce]

This is dedicated to the memory of Skippy and Lily....
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As much as I adore you both Skip and Lily....I saw the aftermath of the Rhino and slackers assault last year. I must say, you both were quite...how should I say it....both in need of some major rest. Yeah, that's a nice way of putting it.

Rob

 

[texastickler]

This is dedicated to the memory of Skippy and Lily....
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Rob

I don't know Rob. Maybe it is too early for a prediction here. Although the odds do not seem to be in their favor. You could be right.

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

Kinda like how I'm devoted to making her so crazy this time, she bites off your kneecaps and lovingly disembowels you? I get that.

LOL You're welcome to try, but my wife will undoubtedly prevail. She knows your tricks and is prepared to defeat you at all costs. FEAR IFD!!!!

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

How's the weather in Philly!? I think I can pack more kinky stuff if I mainly pack shorts instead of pants 😛

I think it's supposed to be in the 60s and rainy in the beginning of the weekend (Friday/Sat). I'm not sure the other days.

 

[slacker2114]

LOL You're welcome to try, but my wife will undoubtedly fail. She knows she can't win and is prepared to suffer another crushing defeat at your hands. NO FEAR OF IFD!!!!

I fixed all your spelling errors. You should be more careful.

 

[Cavum]

Dude...you're from fucking NORWAY!! Mid-spring Philly is like mid-summer for you.

Dude it's not THAT bad here 😛
Right now it's 69.8 degrees Fahrenheit here


Shorts it is then 😉

 

[slacker2114]

Dude it's not THAT bad here 😛
Right now it's 69.8 degrees Fahrenheit here


Shorts it is then 😉

Damn, that's actually warmer than here right now. >_<

Anyway, it's looking like upper 70's and rain for Thursday. Wear shorts anyway. It gets warm in the hotel.

 

[Korastus]

Everyone learns to fear IFD in their own time.

 

[BlackestLily]

Yay! One week left and then time for party 🙂 . I´ll arrive thursday at around 8:00pm.
I´m lookin forward to meet some TMF friends for the first time in person. And I hope to make new friends as well.
I´m really excited - all in apositive way. Nerveaus only a little because it is my first trip into the USA 🙂
I´m so happy and a little proud too as I guess I´m the first German who ever attended NEST Yay!

See you next week,
Greetz from Germany,
Hardy xoxo

Can't wait to meet you finally!

I have the feeling that your "fist" is still as soft and lovely as when you first "threatened " people with it. I also have the feeling that you are gonna be severly hugged whether you want to be or not. LOL

Skippy, however, may find things going not exactly her way with jungle wildlife or alleged lazy people.

For Slacker, my fist is that of a giant, spiked, hardened diamond covered in nails and tacks. And I'm going to pound and "massage" his face with it.

1. Even a threat to my Steelers stuff is punishable by death, which is obviously your goal anyway.

Oh...oh I'm sorry. Did I say burn? I guess I'll use them instead to clean my toilet and wipe Walter's butt after he takes a Walter-sized dump.

That reminds me...will there be chances of a Shark attack next weekend? If so, I'm turning Lily into chum since I'm sending her home in a bucket anyway.

Oh ho ho ho. I think NOT. I'm throwing crabs in your beard.

All I ask is that you pwn them as thoroughly and heartlessly as you did at the Bash, that'll learn 'em... 😉

LOL Sometimes it takes IFD a few rounds to really show the stubborn ones the error of their ways.

Yeah, they sure taught me and Rhino a lesson that day.

Well I'm certainly glad you're finally coming around to that fact. It took you long enough you douchy Beard.

I seem to remember my wife smacking the shit out of the rhino. That woman never stops being ferocious.

Thank you wife for the props.

Correction: she slapped the shit out of YOU! She slapped Rhino once and he laughed at her. Most likely because of how weak the slap was.

You obviously couldn't see his face then. His lip was quivering and their was fear in his rhino-y eyes.

Um, you were hiding all the way on the other side of the room. It was clear you wanted no part of her fury. I, on the other hand, was right there and saw the whole thing. She slapped the horn right off his face, and he was both stunned and frightened by the entire ordeal.

He clearly missed when after it snapped off, I had slapped so hard the horn stuck into the wall like a ninja star.

You interrupted our foreplay, you mean. Wife can slap me in the face any day

He just doesn't know how we do it wife.

LOL You're welcome to try, but my wife will undoubtedly prevail. She knows your tricks and is prepared to defeat you at all costs. FEAR IFD!!!!

 

[slacker2114]

Can't wait to meet you finally!


For Slacker, my fist is that of a giant, spiked, hardened diamond covered in nails and tacks. And I'm going to pound and "massage" his face with it.


Oh...oh I'm sorry. Did I say burn? I guess I'll use them instead to clean my toilet and wipe Walter's butt after he takes a Walter-sized dump.


Oh ho ho ho. I think NOT. I'm throwing crabs in your beard.


LOL Sometimes it takes IFD a few rounds to really show the stubborn ones the error of their ways.


Well I'm certainly glad you're finally coming around to that fact. It took you long enough you douchy Beard.


Thank you wife for the props.


You obviously couldn't see his face then. His lip was quivering and their was fear in his rhino-y eyes.


He clearly missed when after it snapped off, I had slapped so hard the horn stuck into the wall like a ninja star.


He just doesn't know how we do it wife.

I hope you get your meds refilled before Thursday. I want you to be 100% certain your ass was thoroughly kicked so we don't have to deal with you and Cookietits' insane delusions.

 

[BlackestLily]

I hope you get your meds refilled before Thursday. I want you to be 100% certain your ass was thoroughly kicked so we don't have to deal with you and Cookietits' insane delusions.

Denial is a common reaction to your fearful, anticipating bearded head.

 

[slacker2114]

Denial is a common reaction to your fearful, anticipating bearded head.

I'm sorry, did you say something? I was just picturing the look on your mug when you wake up from getting wrecked and seeing THOSE two faces leering down at you.

 

[BlackestLily]

I'm sorry, did you say something? I was just picturing the look on your mug when you wake up from getting wrecked and seeing THOSE two faces leering down at you.

That's it. I'm setting your Beard on fire.

 

[slacker2114]

That's it. I'm setting your Beard on fire.

And with that on the table, I do believe it's gametime in 6 days!!!

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

Can I just take a moment to say that I love how Slackerbitch's Beard is now capitalized. It's become its own entity - a living force that has taken up residence on Brent's face. He is no longer the focus of anything. He is merely a host for the power within the Beard.

 

[TropicThunder]

Can I just take a moment to say that I love how Slackerbitch's Beard is now capitalized. It's become its own entity - a living force that has taken up residence on Brent's face. He is no longer the focus of anything. He is merely a host for the power within the Beard.

..and behind that Beard, there is only another fist.

 

[paracarl44]

THANK YOU AIMEE FOR STARTING THIS THREAD.

i feel like we are lacking on our enthusiasm for NEST this year!
where are all the threads?! this is a big event, people!
i know I'M excited! it's literally at the end of this month!!



sooo..
who is coming?

Me.

when are you arriving?

Friday afternoon.


is this going to be your first NEST?

Second.


what are you most excited about?

Meeting all of the people that I have posted with.


what are you most nervous about?

The drive to NEST.


what are you looking forward to the most?

Trying to find the time to talk to people.

See y'all on Friday.

 

[Brucetheshark]

That's it. I'm setting your Beard on fire.

Blackest Lily = Reddest Fanny. Oh, I can't wait to see you.

 

[RobAce]

Blackest Lily = Reddest Fanny. Oh, I can't wait to see you.

YES!!

The Shark....certainly a highlight whenever your around.

Epic just became even more so.

Rob

 

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[BlackestLily]For Slacker, my fist is that of a giant, spiked, hardened diamond covered in nails and tacks. And I'm going to pound and "massage" his face with it. [/BlackestLily]

For someone who breaks into tears just at the thought of the exertion of carrying both shoes for any distance is enough for those that know you to laugh! And your back-alley smut talk is sure to attract someone who might take it upon himself to correct your foul language.

Blackest Lily = Reddest Fanny. Oh, I can't wait to see you.

Oh.....I did mention Bruce, didn't I?

 

[BlackestLily]

Now what did I do to any of you? IFD can only kick so many asses before we must recharge our furious and encompassing energy with beauty sleep.

 

[BlackestLily]

Blackest Lily = Reddest Fanny. Oh, I can't wait to see you.

 

[BrightEyes1082]

Dear IFD,

TJM will be physically apart this year. 🙁 If needed,
and time permitting, and Miss Lee permitting, I might
be able to provide some back-up assistance.

Love,
The Manda half of TJM.