Some Interesting Milagros Facts

[milagros317]

Very true. Two more years until I qualify. 😀

 

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Milagros once beat the shit out of Hulk Hogan for saying nasty things about his sister Hilda.

 

[milagros317]

Milagros once beat the shit out of Hulk Hogan for saying nasty things about his sister Hilda.

False in several ways. 😛

 

[C.A.B.]

Milagros understands that fierce, unwavering feral eye contact with Homeland Security lackeys will assure him speedy passage through baggage check as they avoid his crimson accusatory gaze.

 

[milagros317]

Not a fact. 😛

 

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Someone once made Milagros so angry he threw a ping pong ball through an oak tree!!!!

 

[C.A.B.]

Milagros is so steady-handed, he is able to balance 7 angels on the head of a pin whist tickling their feet with a white whisker hair.

 

[milagros317]

Someone once made Milagros so angry he threw a ping pong ball through an oak tree!!!!

Milagros is so steady-handed, he is able to balance 7 angels on the head of a pin whist tickling their feet with a white whisker hair.

Both false. 😛

 

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If Milagros had the opportunity he would stand nose to nose with Chuck Norris and call him a pussy.

 

[milagros317]

If Milagros had the opportunity he would stand nose to nose with Chuck Norris and call him a pussy.

 

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Milagros' sister Hilda was once romantically involved with Rock Hudson.

 

[milagros317]

Milagros' sister Hilda was once romantically involved with Rock Hudson.

Everybody should know that I never had a sister. 😀

 

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When Patty Smyth and Scandal recorded the song The Warrior, it was Milagros she was singing about. But their romance is a story for another day.

 

[milagros317]

When Patty Smyth and Scandal recorded the song The Warrior, it was Milagros she was singing about. But their romance is a story for another day.

Very inventive but false. 😛

 

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Milagros has a standing reservation at the Friars Club.

 

[milagros317]

Milagros has a standing reservation at the Friars Club.

Not true. 😀

 

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In the early 60's Milagros refused to entertain at the Alladin unless they treated Sammy Davis Jr. with the respect he deserved. Sinatra back Milagros in this.

 

[C.A.B.]

If you look very carefully at the frieze above the main entrance of St. Patrick's Cathedral in New York City, you will see a gargoyle head of Fiorello La Guardia on the Left and a gargoyle head of Milagros on the right.

 

[navelman007]

The dos equis man is based off of Milagros

 

[C.A.B.]

The dos equis man is based off of Milagros

* actually he's a cheap imitation of me. 😉

 

[paracarl44]

Did not attend baseball spring training this year.

 

[C.A.B.]

Still has sleep sack strap marks from his bliss last night

 

[Bohemianne]

Mils has micro-calculus chip installed in his brain.

 

[paracarl44]

Should be HAPPY that The Dodgers WON their opening game over the hated jints.

 

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Milagros hates the hated jints.