Some Interesting Milagros Facts

[milagros317]

Milagros's heart speeds up when he thinks of saturday!

Correct, I will see Goddess Shelly on Saturday.

As much as Milagros talks about eating I am surprised he does not weigh 400+ pounds.

My all-time high weight was 196 pounds. 😱
I am current on a diet and I weighed 168 pounds this morning. My goal is 160 pounds.

 

[paracarl44]

My all-time high weight was 196 pounds. 😱
I am current on a diet and I weighed 168 pounds this morning. My goal is 160 pounds.[/QUOTE]

^Milagros might have to worry about getting blown away in a wind sttorm.^

 

[milagros317]

I have been blown around (but not lifted off the ground) in a wind storm. 😱

 

[C.A.B.]

In 2600 B.C. Sumeria, Milagross accidentally invents the abacus whilst drawing sexagesimal columns in the sand with his big toe in which to calculate how many rounds of sheep's cheese he would like to caravan-order from the far off Iberian peninsula. Unfortunately he was never given credit as he had wandered off to eat a Double Ibex Burger with Cheese from McUr's.

 

[milagros317]

In 2600 B.C. Sumeria, Milagross accidentally invents the abacus whilst drawing sexagesimal columns in the sand with his big toe in which to calculate how many rounds of sheep's cheese he would like to caravan-order from the far off Iberian peninsula. Unfortunately he was never given credit as he had wandered off to eat a Double Ibex Burger with Cheese from McUr's.

You have quite an imagination. 😛

 

[ticklishangel52]

Milagros's favorite part of sesame street was the number of the day 😛

 

[milagros317]

Milagros's favorite part of sesame street was the number of the day 😛

It would have been, but Sesame Street didn't exist when I was a child. 😀

 

[ticklishangel52]

It would have been, but Sesame Street didn't exist when I was a child. 😀

Milagros rode to school on a woolly mammoth 😛

 

[milagros317]

Milagros rode to school on a woolly mammoth 😛

And it was my father who invented the wheel. 😛

 

[ticklishangel52]

And your mother yelled at you for not keeping your cave tidy 😀

 

[milagros317]

And your mother yelled at you for not keeping your cave tidy 😀

Very funny. 😛

 

[ticklishangel52]

Milagros loves chocolate

 

[paracarl44]

Milagros must be with his mistress tonight.

 

[ticklishangel52]

Milagros is at a banquet tonight

 

[milagros317]

Milagros must be with his mistress tonight.

Nope. That was yesterday. 😀

Milagros is at a banquet tonight

Right. I was.

 

[ticklishangel52]

Milagros is going to receive a great birthday present!

 

[milagros317]

Milagros is going to receive a great birthday present!

Yes.

 

[ticklishangel52]

If there was a box big enough I would mail myself to you 😛

 

[milagros317]

If there was a box big enough I would mail myself to you 😛

Make sure the box has air holes. Even angels have to breathe.

 

[ticklishangel52]

If I was a real angel I would just fly myself down there now

 

[milagros317]

And I would open the window for you. 😀

 

[ticklishangel52]

and then get tackled to the floor in a big hug!

 

[milagros317]

Sounds good to me.

 

[ticklishangel52]

oh if only 🙁

 

[milagros317]

oh if only 🙁

We will meet someday, perhaps at a gathering in Albany, perhaps here in NYC. 😀