kurchatovium
Wielder of 100 Feathers
- Joined
- Oct 24, 2001
- Messages
- 156,641
- Points
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Mils can deadlift a 1000 pounds
No, not me.Mils can deadlift a 1000 pounds
True.Mils doesn't talk with his mouth full.
True.Mils doesn't poke giant grizzly bears
True.Mils is polite.
True.Mils doesn't kick rhinos in the groin.
True.Mils does not French kiss hippos
True.Mils doesn't give back rubs to giant alligators
True.Mils doesn't let giant boa constrictors sleep in his bed
True.Mils doesn't like plums.
True.Mils doesnt pick figjtx with angry Bengal tigers
True.Mils doesn't eat figs.
True.Mils doesnt juggle deady coral snakes while blindfolded.
True.Mils doesn't teach line dancing to ferocious grizzly bears.
True.Mils doesn't give back rubs to charging rhinos
You might be surprised, but this is true.Mils has more female friends than male friends.