Strangest places you've pleasured yourself

[grindianman]

This is kind of a weird topic but I was just wondering if you guys or gals have ever masturbated in an odd place or time. Unfortunatley, tickling has gotten the best of me many times in the past and I have pleasured myself in some odd places. Here they are:

-Hospital (I used to volunteer there and quite often I would see this particular nurse and I then would go into a bathroom and do it. I once masturbated during a code blue which means that someone was going into cardiac arrest while I was flogging my bisop.)

-School (Back in high school I was looking at a website and got quite worked up. I actually did it while my friends were ONLY two tables away!)

-Library (Had another guy sitting next to me and I managed to flog my bisop!)

That would be about it. How about any of you?

 

[nessonite1]

Damn, you're stealthy!!

The answer? short and sweet. Yes, two instances spring to mind. XP And I'm not elaborating.

 

[OldSchoolTicklr]

1 time...was working at this one place and this really nice lookin gal that knew about my foot/tickling fetish messed with me hardcore and got me all worked up! So about 5 mins after I acted like I had to go to the bathroom and I went in and "releaved" myself LOL

Why didnt I do anything about it with her? Well, I was at the time unhappily married and was about a week away from leaving her and actualy gettin my own place, and cause I have morals, it still woulda been concidered cheating in my eyes till I was totaly moved out and on my own.

 

[MistressValerie1]

The ladies' room at the federal courthouse where I used to work as a translator 🙂

 

[morgandee]

one time at band camp

 

[GEORGIATKLER]

I Need Your Ticket Not Your Stub, Sir................

I Had The Call Center In India Do It For Me. They Named Me The Taj Ma"small". Hey Wait A Minute.........................................................

 

[ILove2Tickle1]

1 time...was working at this one place and this really nice lookin gal that knew about my foot/tickling fetish messed with me hardcore and got me all worked up! So about 5 mins after I acted like I had to go to the bathroom and I went in and "releaved" myself LOL

Why didnt I do anything about it with her? Well, I was at the time unhappily married and was about a week away from leaving her and actualy gettin my own place, and cause I have morals, it still woulda been concidered cheating in my eyes till I was totaly moved out and on my own.

Sooooooo...... did you pick up the gauntlet (as it were) after you left your wife?

 

[OldSchoolTicklr]

yes 😀

 

[Beaunanza]

I did it in a movie theatre projection booth, when I worked in a movie theatre long ago. I was running the booth, and I can't remember what movie I was watching that triggered the "urge". I figured, "What the hell. I'm the only one up here."

 

[tkltkltkl]

Does doing it in a car count?

I was driving home down the Harbor Freeway and I looked up to see a big billboard that was advertising the California Lottery. It was an artist's rendition of a close up of obviously male bare toes (left foot) being played with by a red nail polished female finger and thumb. She was grasping/twiddling the big toe and the caption was something like "this little piggy says you're going to win..." or something of that nature. :weird: That billboard really got to me and I began to swell immediately. Keeping it in my pants, I shocked the monkey right then and there...I could hardly keep my vehicle between the lines...! 😀

 

[nessonite1]

I was driving home down the Harbor Freeway and I looked up to see a big billboard that was advertising the California Lottery. It was an artist's rendition of a close up of obviously male bare toes (left foot) being played with by a red nail polished female finger and thumb. She was grasping/twiddling the big toe and the caption was something like "this little piggy says you're going to win..." or something of that nature. That billboard really got to me and I began to swell immediately. Keeping it in my pants, I shocked the monkey right then and there...I could hardly keep my vehicle between the lines...!

And people wonder why I'm afraid to learn to drive XD Do I really want to be on the road knowing you're out ehere somewhere? LOL!

 

[tkltkltkl]

And people wonder why I'm afraid to learn to drive XD Do I really want to be on the road knowing you're out ehere somewhere? LOL!

...I only did it once...! :happy:



Although I do remember the ex-wife giving me the ol' push down/pull up while I was driving home from our honeymoon...ahhh memories! 🙂

 

[CellarDweller]

The supply room at work. I had to stay late and was the only one there.

 

[Kalamos]

Right outside your window.

This would explain the weird noises...

...

* Goes and grabs a hose... a WATER hose, don't get funky ideas! *

😀

 

[Ethereal]

in the car..? No everyone does that I'm sure the accident rate is high for a reason.

OOH. in the backseat of a car when Ethereal was a much younger person. I didn't realize that rear view mirrors were revealing. :wooha:

 

[GEORGIATKLER]

Warning: Post To Be Read Only On An Empty Stomach

In A Stretch Limo........ Ok It Was A Repo'ed Yugo. Well This One Time I Was Working The Drive Thru Late One Night, I've Got Your Special Sauce Right Here.........................................................................

 

[Sockstickler]

And people wonder why I'm afraid to learn to drive XD Do I really want to be on the road knowing you're out ehere somewhere? LOL!

Um yeah, you're not the only one, Nessie. I've suddenly become very scared to get out on the open road now.

 

[CheshireCatNY]

During one of the many times we were moving (I think I may have been around 12-13 years old) I was in the backseat of the family truck with both parents up front. We were stuck in traffic and right next to my window in the next vehicle were two girls hanging their bare feet out the window, wiggling their toes around. I seem to remember thinking it was a mother and daughter, because one set looked more "mature" and the other a lot younger. Needless to say I became unbelievably excited. The back seat I was sitting in was so loaded with bags and loose items to the point that I was practically buried and my parents had the radio on real loud. So I flogged the dolphin to my hearts content....quite a few times actually....LOL

 

[wk23]

In the car while driving, also. But I didn't do it initially for pleasure...I did it to try to keep myself awake. I was driving from Washington back down to California late at night. I tried the ole' windows open; loud music, but nothing worked. So I tried it and it woke me up big time (no pun intended). =P

 

[nessonite1]

That's it. I'm never riding in a car again. 😵

 

[cpr1815]

-Library (Had another guy sitting next to me and I managed to flog my bisop!)

That would be about it. How about any of you?

Gotta admit, this would have majorly freaked me out if I were the guy who happened to be sitting next to you in the library. I guess unless it was like some porn library, then I guess people would be doing it left and right!

 

[MistressValerie1]

I wonder if anyone has ever considered creating a porn library 😉

 

[Beaunanza]

I think the cleaning bill would be too high. And the smell? Ungh!

 

[TheChameleon]

I did it while at work before. In my own Car. I can't believe I got paid for playing with myself in public. Man that rules. No, I wasn't driving, so the road is (kinda) safe. I'm A bad enough driver as is.

 

[wk23]

I think the cleaning bill would be too high. And the smell? Ungh!

Not to mention, all the pages of the books would be stuck together!!! 😀