Strangest places you've pleasured yourself

[nessonite1]

And I thought this thread STARTED OUT dirty 😵

 

[ILove2Tickle1]

And I thought this thread STARTED OUT dirty 😵

*cackles* Care to guess just how dirty it's going to get? 😉

 

[Sockstickler]

*cackles* Care to guess just how dirty it's going to get? 😉

I'm wagering there won't be near enough bleach in the world to wash it all out.

 

[Federkitzler]

Get back on topic, guys and girls ;D
Well, not too strange... But strange none the less... The woods! 🙂 That was cool, I was so ruttish in school that I couldn't keep it until home. It was a little creepy though... What, if someone just sneaks up behind you..? What, if it's a beautiful girl, tieing me up naked and tickling me for 3 weeks straight?! Maybe that was the reason why it hit harder than ever before 😉 Awesome, would do it any time again, if I wasn't so lazy. Arrrr.

 

[GEORGIATKLER]

mr. gt according to our records you are way past due( and so's your book)

a paper cut in the porn library would be a bitch!!! 🙂

 

[Ignatz]

I wonder if anyone has ever considered creating a porn library 😉

It would certainly be an incitement to shelf abuse.

 

[GEORGIATKLER]

NO SHORTAGE OF "STICKY NOTES" IN THE PORN LIBRARY

Is The Book " How Big Was My Penis" In Fiction Or Non-fiction?

 

[wk23]

Now, the librarians that I'm used to seeing are usually old ladies....that can be a problem at the porn library. Something will have to be done about that!

 

[Beaunanza]

"Yes, could you direct me to the Granny Shagging section?"

 

[GEORGIATKLER]

There's Snow On The Roof But Still Fire In The...........

Yes, Ma'am. What Do You Mean You Want To "show" Me The Latest Dr. Ruth Book??????? Silent Orgasms Are Also Gonna Be A Challenge.

 

[Goodieluver]

I wonder if anyone has ever considered creating a porn library 😉

Theres one in new york, well its tech the museum of sex but a guy recently donated his entire collection of porn for a heafty money price. He was on howard stern a while ago battling richard christy for who is the biggest perv

Also for my answer: Bathroom of the car warehouse i worked in

 

[pison]

a paper cut in the porn library would be a bitch!!! 🙂

Don't want to do that, it might give you AIDS. 😀

 

[Wade1]

I wonder if anyone has ever considered creating a porn library 😉

There's the library at the Kinsey Institute at Indiana University. Its holdings aren't exclusively porn, but there's a lot of that there.

 

[MistressValerie1]

I sense a possible story idea here ... 😉

 

[Cbarton]

a GOOD story idea in fact...