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Superman Vs. Batman

Who stands in the middle in every Justice League picture? Who stands in the middle???
 
This fight would need no analysis. Superman could beat a thousand Batmans. no brainer.
 
Everyone knows that Batman would win against superman cuz his weakness is so well known, all he has to do is continue to use that with his combinded smarts and items he uses and Superman would be done
 
Ticklish Dragon said:
Everyone knows that Batman would win against superman cuz his weakness is so well known, all he has to do is continue to use that with his combinded smarts and items he uses and Superman would be done
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All right, I'll bite on this one, mostly because I'm a huge Superman fan. If you are referring to Superman's weakness being Kryptonite, then yes it is well known, but not an easy material to come by. (Yes, I know that Clark gave Bruce some Kryptonite in order to act as a check on his power if he ever lost control.) Also, Superman has displayed the ability to resist it's effects for a a few moments before it takes hold. As far as intelligence goes, Superman is also a very smart guy. No one really gives him credit for this, but he has quite the intellect to go with all of his other abilities. The fact remains, at the end of the day, that for all Batman's gadgets, martial arts prowess, and genius-level IQ, Superman could kill him by exhaling. Or flicking him with his finger. Or boiling his brain inside his skull with heat vision. Or any one of many creative ways. Good thing he does everything he can not to kill.

I honestly have never liked this match-up though. I prefer for them to be allies, and I like it when they are friendly. I hate the chilliness that they often display around each other.
 
I love the chilly nature between them, personally. They share common ground, but one is a God to Earth and one is a man. It's only natural to clash.

I watched about half of the video and found it interesting that he admits to Batman typically having better stories, etc. and then turning around to say that he's only popular like he is because of bleak times and the recent film trilogy. Don't agree with that. I understand that he's presenting the notion to strengthen the fight argument, but I would point out the internet and all those great stories have been around long enough for people to decide if they have a preference. Superman being worldwide is a function of being the only show in town and being around for so long.

As developed characters now, I think it makes sense that people relate better to Bruce. Conquering demons or desperately trying to not be conquered by THEM is universal. That's not to downplay what Clark/Supes offers because there are elements of humanity, but he is in god territory.

As for a fight? I don't get the obsession with canon when you're talking about DC or any comics, really. Writers can't keep their own stuff straight in canon. So beyond that? I think they both could take each other. Supes has numerous advantages and Bruce has obsession. They keep each other in check. Or they attempt to. I think that was a huge part of Dark Knight Returns.
 
Batman can beat anyone in a fight, Superman included, provided he has enough time to prepare properly. If Superman says "I'll meet you by the flagpole at 3:30 after class", Batman will have a winning strategy by 3:30. If Superman just sucker punched him out of the blue one day, Batman loses.

As for front-and-center in the JLU pics Jeff, the DVD's for the Justice League animated series have Wonder Woman there, and the box art for Injustice has the Joker. Your theory is invalid.

SS
 
Snail Shell said:
As for front-and-center in the JLU pics Jeff, the DVD's for the Justice League animated series have Wonder Woman there, and the box art for Injustice has the Joker. Your theory is invalid.

SS
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I was just quoting the video.

The whole subject, in my opinion, ignores the fact that superman could vaporize batman from orbit with his eye-beams, or depending on how much he decides to care about casualties, throw a moon at him.

Superman is an immortal god-being who can move planets out of their orbit, and batman is a sack of meat and bone that can be killed by a bullet. The only reason there's even a debate is that frank miller wrote that one scene where an extremely prepared batman fought a superman who had recently had a nuke dropped on him, to a standstill long enough to escape by faking his own death.
 
Pretty much nailed it ^. Even Batman's admitted that Superman could beat him in a fight. Superman just isn't the type of guy to go all out, even on those who deserve it because he doesn't want to kill. He could utterly curbstomp Batman if he felt inclined, but he doesn't and never does.
 
While I am both a Batman and Superman fan, it is my belief that in the end, supreme victory must go to the Darkest of Knights!

Many comics show us that Batman has prepared 'preventative measures' just in case other super powered beings, including Superman, should ever go rogue. The guy keeps kryptonite in his utility belt, as well as back in the cave.

Besides, Batman is basically the J. Edgar Hoover of the superhero universe. He has dirt on EVERYBODY! Identities, origins, strengths, weaknesses....you name the hero, Batman can supply all the other info.
 
poetic said:
While I am both a Batman and Superman fan, it is my belief that in the end, supreme victory must go to the Darkest of Knights!

Many comics show us that Batman has prepared 'preventative measures' just in case other super powered beings, including Superman, should ever go rogue. The guy keeps kryptonite in his utility belt, as well as back in the cave.

Besides, Batman is basically the J. Edgar Hoover of the superhero universe. He has dirt on EVERYBODY! Identities, origins, strengths, weaknesses....you name the hero, Batman can supply all the other info.
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If Superman went off the deep end,I feel he would use his heat vision from a distance to fry Batman. I know I would. Why go in close if you have a long range weapon?
 
Well I am giving my fetishistic point of view. Batman is HOT! :devil2:

Not intended to ruin the thread.
 
At first, for a long time I agreed with you Poetic. BUT, now I have to say Superman. To recap the video. People seem to think that Superman has the IQ of a rock for some reason. The man is a genius. He beats LEX LUTHOR, and Luthor is a level three intelligence.

Batman has gadgets, tech, strategy. SO DOES SUPERMAN and HIS tech blows Batman's out of the water. Batman is meticulous, calculating, however Superman beat GENERAL ZOD. THAT guy was a true mastermind. as for Kryptonite, Superman has the ability to resist for a time esp if he has a ton of yellow sun absorption, PLUS he has space/radiation suits. I put the Fortress of Solitude against the Batcave any day. Don't forget I LIKE THEM BOTH, but Yeah...Superman.
 
Seriously people? Superman can change the rotation of the friggen planet. Batman is lucky if he could bench 500 pounds. unless Batman has a shit load of Kryptonite, Superman would flick him like a snot.
 
Out of these two, I'll reluctantly suggest Superman, as he already has all the tools at his disposal to eliminate Batman, should he choose to actually do it, but I'd rather make a harder comparison. If Superman is at "god" level, how would he fare against Marvel's Thor? :sherlock:
 
Flatfoot said:
Out of these two, I'll reluctantly suggest Superman, as he already has all the tools at his disposal to eliminate Batman, should he choose to actually do it, but I'd rather make a harder comparison. If Superman is at "god" level, how would he fare against Marvel's Thor? :sherlock:
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Can Thor take being hit with heat vision?
 
Well I believe in the DC Marvel crossover Superman beats the hulk. And the Hulk usually beats Thor.
 
Well, Supes could grab Thor by his sissy golden locks and smash his head against Batman's head, causing it to explode like one of Gallagher's watermelons. Then Supes could twirl Thor around by his sissy golden locks until he was travelling at nearly the speed of light, then let go, causing Thor to shoot into the heart of the sun, which wouldn't kill him (he is a god after all), but which would give him one hell of a sunburn and cause him to renounce his line of work (at least until the next reboot). Then Iron Man would be like "Noooooo!" and would shove his dick into Superman's mouth, triggering a gag reflex that would cause Superman to bite Iron Man's dick off, and Iron Man would die. Supes would then be like "Omigod, I just had Iron Man's dick in my mouth. I'm mortified!" Supes would then die of shame. Then Hulk would be like "Fuck y'all! I'm the strongest thing with tits! Hulk defecate!" Then Hulk would shit over everything on the planet, causing it to explode. Then Hulk would be floating in space saying "Where is everybody?" while Galactus eats a hamburger and the Watcher rolls his eyes. The End.
 
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