Taboo Topic Fun!

[Dussicar]

Well, I have noticed that a few people have some social taboos around my neck of the woods. Apperantly, it's taboo for me to bring up such fun subjects as:

-The Saskatchewan (conservative) political party is comprised of cock-sucking, aryan power-mongers.

- Back in highschool, I remember when you could tell the difference between the Jocks, Skids/Headbangers, and Preps. Nowadays, they all got replaced by fucking wiggers!

Fuck, would I love to see those little bleach-blonde suburbanites sent to the poor side of town just to see how long they'd last...Fucking little gangsta wannabe's.

-Extolling the virtues and moral benefits of allowing homosexuals to marry in our province because it embraces Canada's diversity and sense of freedom to farmers who live in rural Saskatchewan, who, incidentally, voted for Brad Wall, who is...Incidentally...The new Premier of our province and leader of the Saskatchewan (conservative) party.

-Pointing out that 60% of all members of the Saskatchewan party have blone hair and blue eyes...Coincinence?

 

[subZer0]

- Scotland, and Scottish people in general

- Tromboning

- Pokey bum wanks

- Splashback

 

[Headsnap]

- Tromboning

In the musical sense, or the HMP lingo sense?

- Following through.

 

[cloudgazer2k]

- Tromboning

fuck you, and your Chuck Norris! hater.

 

[subZer0]

In the musical sense, or the HMP lingo sense?

- Following through.

Well, you'll certainly get a tune...

 

[subZer0]

fuck you, and your Chuck Norris! hater.

The exclamation mark threw me off a little!

But yes, you're right. Fuck me!

Chuck Norris owns.

 

[Headsnap]

The exclamation mark threw me off a little!

But yes, you're right. Fuck me!

Chuck Norris owns.

I see your Chuck Norris and raise you one Neil Warnock.

- Neil Warnock.

 

[CrystalLight]

I have created a monster.

 

[Musicroxmysox]

Since I work at a camp here are a few camp related items:

-How many little kids have peed in the little pool today

-What was really in the meatballs

-Stripper Dance Class for Beginners

-The Harness went up where?

-How many naked kids can fit in the bunk at the same time

 

[Gothika]

eating stale brains

body parts falling off

Diarrhea of the mouth

call from telemarketers

bad gas

long nose hairs

fungle but infection

 

[Artoo]

- Necrophilia, a pictorial study.

You bastard, I was thinking that.

- Danger Wanking

- Communism

 

[brianspencer66]

Dead baby Jokes

 

[Headsnap]

- Danger Wanking

Have you ever tried sitting on your hand until it goes numb and then tossing yourself off? I call it "the stranger". It's not dangerous though so it might not count.

- Communism

Pfff. It's Siberian Winter Fun Re-Training Camp time for you, tovarishch!

- The price of oil being complained about by non-essential users. Shut the fuck up moaning and buy a bike you lazy bastard.

 

[slacker2114]

- 126 proper ways of using a rectal thermometor (an in-depth study)

- Proper usage of lawn darts in a bar fight.

- Lessons on how to raise your children to be like a serial killer.

- Tumors: they're not just for breakfast anymore.

- 500 more ways to alienate the working class: A conservative study

- 500 more ways to alienate the working class: A liberal study

- There is no God

- Spam

And finally...

- Fun while on the toilet

 

[Dave2112]

Hmmm...consentual rape. Gotta chat about that one, babe.

And...seems to go along with the topic of non con tickling.

Ok, anyways....how about...


Cat Porn

Drugging people for Fun

Ways to rip off the elderly

Kidnapping made Easy

Tactile Differences in Major Brands of Colostomy Bag

M-80's....They're Not Just for Scaring Cult Members Anymore

The Best Vegetables to Fuck

Oh...ok....time to go wander off to another thread.....

 

[hotdog]

The benefits of Rick Rolling

Religion is for suckers

Poll: Who do you think is the better gender?

9/11 was an inside job

10 groups of people I could do without

Favorite hate crime

Polygamy

Differences between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies

The Abortions, Homosexuals and Women in Politics thread!!

Crimes you think should have a lesser sentence

Oprah

 

[slacker2114]

How about...

- 20 reasons why women should stay in the kitchen

- Mike Tyson: Misunderstood feminist supporter

- Rape, murder and 8 other fun things to do with your friends

- Country music and politics: how they can improve your outlook on life

- Positive contributions of mass suicides

- Pushing old people in front of traffic: wholesome entertainment or the new way to masturbate

I'll think of more

 

[Tarquin of Tyke]

I have one:

- Sphincter

 

[slacker2114]

So glad this thread got bumped. I got more...

- How to marinate and barbecue children

- Making friends with a loaded gun

- Why Myriads and Jeff should reliquish control of the TMF to venray

- 52 new racial slurs

- The right way to draw Mohammed

- Starting a church for profits: The Catholic method

I love this thread...

 

[CrystalLight]

This website:

http://gyral.blackshell.com/names.html

 

[BlackestLily]

Harlequin fetuses.

 

[Adam]

Any type of painful eye injury. That is something I'd rather not know about and/or experience.

 

[xionking]

Caramel coloured babies.

 

[locker669]

Annoying people that would be less annoying after a good fuck


People that don't wash after they wipe.

 

[aurora5150]

passing out on your kitchen floor from a heroin o/d. being found 3 days later and the skin and deeper tissues at the pressure pointsdying and starting to decay from lying in the same position. as a result you literally loose most of the tissue that make up your ass and part of your flank. and also needing that maggott treatment to prevent gangreen. a nurse showed me the pix of the result. 😱