Taken too literally..........

[venray]

Last night, my wife and I were sitting in the living room and I

said to her, "I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug."

She got up, unplugged the TV and then threw out my beer.

bitch...

 

[isabeau]

ya goof you...you set yourself up for that one... heheheheh

isabeau xoxoxoxo

 

[venray]

Just a joke a friend sent me lolol

 

[Ayla ny]

Do Dr Pepper and RPG's count?

 

[isabeau]

Do Dr Pepper and RPG's count?

um what are RPG's??

isabeau

 

[venray]

Role playing video games.....and yes they surely do count my dear Ayla.....

 

[AffectionateDan]

um what are RPG's??

isabeau

Depends... some places, they're "Role Playing Games", like Dungeons & Dragons... other places, it stands for Rocket-Propelled Grenades. Then again, with some people, it could mean either or both!

 

[isabeau]

Depends... some places, they're "Role Playing Games", like Dungeons & Dragons... other places, it stands for Rocket-Propelled Grenades. Then again, with some people, it could mean either or both!

thanks, when in doubt i always ask..... lol rocket propelled grenades sounds about right to me....

isabeau

 

[AffectionateDan]

Role playing video games.....and yes they surely do count my dear Ayla.....

You're not helping! 😛

Do Dr Pepper and RPG's count?

Just TRY it, babygirl... Just wait'll I find all that money, poophead!

 

[venray]

You're not helping! 😛

Well................DUH !!!


(we need nest now!)

 

[AffectionateDan]

Well................DUH !!!


(we need nest now!)

Amen, my brothahman! Testify! Get on with yo baaaaad self! (you're preaching to the choir, now)

 

[Ayla ny]

Depends... some places, they're "Role Playing Games", like Dungeons & Dragons... other places, it stands for Rocket-Propelled Grenades. Then again, with some people, it could mean either or both!

Look out! There's a Critter trying to steal your axe!

(I hear the best way to break them out of that vegetative state is to stretch out on the bed with your arms over your head. Not that I would ever do such a thing... but I hear it works! 😉 )

 

[venray]

I dunno.....you will have to show me......

 

[AffectionateDan]

Look out! There's a Critter trying to steal your axe!

(I hear the best way to break them out of that vegetative state is to stretch out on the bed with your arms over your head. Not that I would ever do such a thing... but I hear it works! 😉 )

Look out! There's a critter gonna get your belly!

You humongous tease!

 

[sole seeker]

LOL - good one, Ray

 

[Mz Chaos]

That could be modified to...

Last night, my boyfriend and I were sitting in the living room and I said to him, "I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug."

He got up, took the batteries out of my vibrator and then dumped out my baby oil.

prick...

 

[Knox The Hatter]

Carolyn: "YOU GO, TRACEY!"